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Rottenecards - I have a black-belt in sarcasm, a degree in Smartass and experience in Bitch. Yep I am a damn Ninja. You have been warned.

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. [someecards.com]

Dear Jesus, forgive me for not hitting LIKE on my friend's 'Hit like if you love Jesus' post. I really do like you.