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I know its your fb page and you can say whatever the hell you want to say, but then I am seeing it so I'll react however the hell I want to react....

ecards, profess love, significant other, daily basis, punch you in the face

Bwahaha-- I HAVE to do this!!!

Free, Courtesy Hello Ecard: when your phone rings private answer it "Greg's Sperm Bank. You spank it. We bank it!" I bet they hang up on u!

The run for your life challenge! Zombies accepted!

If I ever had to run for my life, I would probably die. HAHAH My husband told me this yesterday. He yelled RUN SAVE YOURSELF and i looked back to see what we were running from first! He said running is your death trap uummm yup

Knight in Shinning Armour..... Or not!

Sometimes your knight in shining armor is just a retard in tin foil. --- Can I get an amen?

#running #inspiration #motivation

I know I have a vagina, but I'm gonna need you to suck my dick.

OMG - I'm going to do this!

I named my hard drive dat ass so once a month my computer asks me if I want to back "dat ass" up.


Singing a song you don't know? That 15 second part you DO know is coming up.and you're gonna OWN that shit. STORY OF MY LIFE!

Seriously, stick to the script.

You are not responding in the wat I imagined you would respond when I acted out this conversation in my head. Stop it. Your eCards