Too funny, so true lol
Funny quote says: Why don't I have any tattoos? For the same reason you don't put a bumper sticker on a Ferrari.
Would make better impression if you knew how to write Ferrari. Also, if tattoos were like bumper stickers. So one could turn this stupidity upside down. "Why do I have tattoos? Imagine a fancy car painted by an artist... anyone with enough money can have a ferrari, but so far I haven't seen any ferraris painted by an artist..." Tattoos are a statement and art, that make you more you - if they are well done and thought through.
I like this even though Ferrari is misspelled. Good thing that's not a tattoo.
No tattoo's and no to bumper sticker's!