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To Do List: 1) Buy a sword. 2) Name it Kindness. 3) Kill people with Kindness. #funnyecards

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Thank you for updating Facebook again with what you ate for dinner... The suspense was killing me. ( I love the piano... Too funny)

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The Pity Train has just derailed at the corner of Suck It Up & Move On, and crashed into We All Have Problems, before coming to a stop at ...

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I don't have ex's. I have Y's, like 'Y was I with your stupid ass anyways?!'

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I don't mean to be rude, but fuck you and shut up. -- How I feel when someone tells me to stop worrying about not having a baby yet #infertility

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You are about to exceed the limits of my medication.

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hahahahahah yup. I have this thought about once a day!

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