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Or steak. Or bacon. Or cinnamon rolls...

Whoever said "nothing tastes as good as skinny feels" has clearly never had cupcakes. Or chocolate. Or pizza. Nothing in this world beats the taste of chocolate, nothing.

I've probably already pinned this but I constantly feel this so I feel it's appropriate ;)

Funny Confession Ecard: My life is a constant battle between my love of food and not wanting to get fat.

oh yes...

Cyndi Lauper said that "girls just wanna have fun." Pfft, please. Girls just wanna eat without getting fat.

Most things can be improved by one of five things: cheese, bbq sauce, melted butter, ranch dressing, or chocolate.

I would add bacon to this list- Most things can be improved with five things: cheese, BBQ sauce, melted butter, ranch dressing and chocolate.

Wine + Pinterest = Dream job! @Sharon Mallari @Areefa Khericha

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And oh so true! Perhaps someone will pay me to drink wine and knit?

I do!

Public toilet = flush with foot. I always use my foot to flush ALWAyS in public bathrooms

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. | Cry For Help Ecard | someecards.com

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. And the answer is YES!

Funny quote - "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this.  Ever.   *If I see tags like that & ones that say "dry clean only" usually means - I'm not buying it then. :P

Funny Confession Ecard: 'Do not machine wash or tumble dry' means I will never wash this.

I hate it when people say 'She's really nice once you get to know her.' They might as well say 'She's a bitch but you'll get used to it.'

Funny Friendship Ecard: I hate it when people say 'She's really nice once you get to know her.' They might as well say 'She's a bitch but you'll get used to it.' --reminds me of someone I used to work with!: E Card, Quotes, Fun

Rubbermaid works well for this, too.

Funny Confession Ecard: Tupperware is so handy for those times when you feel like throwing out your food another day. this is our family in an ecard.

And all the people said, Amen!

Funny Christmas Season Ecard: It just isn't Christmas unless you push your body to the brink of alcholism and diabetes.

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