Funny Confession Ecard: I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being just as surpised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.

Funny Confession Ecard: I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being just as surpised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.

Someone said to me, 'You're hard on your kids.' Yeah, that's why they aren't little assholes.

Someone said to me, 'You're hard on your kids.' Yeah, that's why they aren't little assholes.

Misophonia: literally the hatred of consistant sounds; chewing/crunching or repeating of same noise. Exploding in 3...2...1...

Misophonia: literally the hatred of consistant sounds; chewing/crunching or repeating of same noise. Exploding in 3...2...1...

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