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Some days are just like this.

You know it was a good day if you didn't hit or bite anyone! ~ says 4 year old Kids say the funniest things

seems true with a lot of people these days! what if it was the old days and no cell phones. , it'd be Hello pay phone! ;)

Funny pictures about Without my cell phone. Oh, and cool pics about Without my cell phone. Also, Without my cell phone.

Murder, yes, but divorce, never.

"My wife Mary & I have been married for 47 years and not once have considered divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never" Jack Benny :)

Opinions.

36 of My Favorite Silly, Crazy or Funny Quotes For the Day

Goes along with, "Well don"t ask for my opinion if you don't want to hear it!

And even then mine is pretty thin! Lol

Patience is what parents have when there are witnesses.it's also what teachers have when there are witnesses.

No disrespect but uh...

Southern women know how to say what comes AFTER "no offense" without saying "no offense" first, so it's more of a surprise. MUCH more fun that way. (This is why I never say no offense)

So true!

Having plans sounds like a good idea until you have to put on clothes & leave the house. So true with chronic illness.

When a woman says "do whatever you want" do NOT do whatever you want.

Funny Confession Ecard: When a woman says 'do whatever you want' do NOT do whatever you want.

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Hell hath not fury like your kid catching you throwing away ANYTHING, EVER. I smuggle out broken crayons like a Mexican drug lord. Or your husband.just sayin'.

Funny Family Ecard: If you are going to scream like that, you better be on fire with a stick in your eye.

My daughter doesn't do that shit. And parents that allow their kids to.well I will light you on fire and put a stick in your eye!

Ain't it the truth!!

Fun quote - everything I like is either illegal immoral fattening addictive expensive or impossible :)

Perfect voicemail greeting

I hate voicemails. I don't have a voicemail box for this reason. Either text me or I'll see that you called and call back when I get a chance.

Hahaha

Praising Versus Criticizing

Every time I get mad I just have to remind myself, prison orange is not your color, prison orange is not your color. Prison Orange Is Not Your Color! code gets off

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