Im with Him - Witten Edition Tee | Teespring
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Perfection in t-shirt form
Im with Him - Witten Edition Tee | Teespring HAHAHAHAHA I need this
Parents Humor, Super Mom, Work Mom, Mom Humor, Funny, Happy Kids, So True, Pick, True Stories
Pick two. #working #mom #humor #kids #motherhood #happykids
Laughing, Quotes, Anne Taintor, Giggles, Funny, Truths, So True, Rooms Service, True Stories
This made me giggle.
too funny! so true!
Truth! My idea of camping is room service!
I love not camping #quotes #funny #grownups
I love these quotes and 50's photos from Anne Taintor. I agree too...I LOVE not camping. :)
funny! can't stop laughing. can't.
People Yep, Narcissist Sociopath, Aaaaah, Some People, Narcissistic Sociopath, Long Distance, So True, So Sad, Monsters In Law
I'm a pissed off mother who's only request has always been to spend a fair (if not equal) amount of time with her child and has finally realized that playing nice has never brought about anything even remotely resembling effective, permanent resolution between her & the ex & is hereby venting whenever I spy a pin which triggers a memory and I feel up to e-journaling. Yep. I can't do anything legally about the ex's control issues without a LOT of money and one, if not more long distance road trips. Even if I flew - there's just no way; I do not have it in me. The sorry sack of shit and his even sorrier bag of bitch both know this and they've really just had a fucking ball, playing games using my son as the lawn. He is clearly, still butthurt, and since he can't personally extract a single, solitary fuck out of me - my son's become his pawn. The pattern seems to be based on and surrounding the mental status of his insecure, fake, either incredibly gullible (or just a true pathologically lying psychotic) bitch. I never began leaking anything to anyone until the last time the two of you fucked with him spending time with us. I've kept my big fucking trap shut far too long.. and the Skank Cloud Johns' are the ones with secrets, aren't they? I promise you: drug taxes on that property and house and hangar, accrued from the 1970's? OUCH. Much more than you can afford. You've brought into question, the love I have for my son; you'll probably never understand it yourself, you sociopathic dramawhore (and NOMYGOD, you should NOT have your nose up my ass if you hate me a that just makes you fucking creepy); you've compared my mothering skills to those of you taking care of your DOGS. Seriously? Die, cuntbag. Still have those messages on an old phone. Yep. Some horse shit about how you'd never even consider allowing someone else to care for your dogs; last I checked (ironically enough) MY SON is taking care of your sweet pup, and the new one you both decided you had to have. You've both had absolutely no empathy, zero compassion -- not even some common damn sense in realizing that getting to our son to school from 1 1/2 hours away is a little trickier than if you're five minutes up the goddamn road (and you're dropping him off to walk? What I said stands... so fucking HELP me I will become your worst nightmare if anyone touches a hair on that child's head). I don't need the stress of going through the two of you anymore - actually, my health can't take it, so I truly cannot afford the energy it takes to receive closure with an, ignorant, yipping/yapping, cockeyed assclown and her asshole puppet master who has his hand crammed up inside of her. I've begun to vent here. If there's a law against that, SUE ME; do realize, however, that there are a ton of REAL laws against what you're currently (illegally) doing. By legal definition, you've been committing child abuse every since I moved back down to Central Florida. You've been in complete contempt of court on SO many issues it's insane, but I LET ALL OF THAT GO. You two pulled the final straw when your dipshit wife decided to try and give me a parenting sermon over my son's cell speakerphone while I was driving down a six-lane interstate, during rush hour traffic, after going directly to pick my boo up from school - and THEN getting turned down by a pharmacy on a much needed pain script I'd been out of for several days - the pharmacist's (warranted, I suppose.. given the pillheads out there) reason being that I was "too far away from the prescribing doctor". Sweetie, you picked the wrong motherfucking bitch, on the wrong goddamn day. Soon after she got her flat ass BURNED and was thoroughly put in her place, visiting time suddenly went from 1/2 & 1/2 to 8 goddamn days a month. THAT is when I began to squeal. Oh, and I will continue. Your day is coming, chief... and it's gonna suck bad to be you (& puffalump).
So sad but so true...
Narcissistic Sociopaths, B and The Beast.
Some people have been lying for so long, they don't even realize they're doing it anymore. This is SO true it's disgusting!
To themselves and others!!!!!! Aaaaah
7 Simple Steps to Ease Anxiety Without a Pill. ~ Cyndi Roberts
Anxiety Humor, Anxiety Girls, Real Life, Girls Generation, Halloween Costumes, Altered Ego, Funny Stuff, Super Heroes, True Stories
Funny Anxiety Girl Superhero Joke Cartoon - This is my real life.
My super hero alter ego :)
So that's my super hero name!- Anxiety Girl
Anxiety Girl! This sounds like a funny halloween costume
Except for the sweet things part this describes my husband...
Funny Hungry Quotes, Hans Gri, Funny Coff Mugs, Boyfriends Funny Quotes, Mom Birthday Funny, My Husband, My Life, Funny Coffee Mugs, Perfect Boyfriends Funny
ARE YOU HANGRY funny coffee mug in red square hungry by MeHangry
Welcome to my life. Luckily my husband knows the first signs of onset and is a good cook.
I Win, Lottery Win, Pin Boards, Truths, So True, Ecards, Pallets, Ef Amazing, True Stories
obviously! ;-) #ecards #funny #lottery #winning #pinterest
SO TRUE! ;-) #ecards #funny
True story! just not the pallets pleeeese !
Ain't that the truth!!
When I win the lottery, all my pin boards become reality. Everything will be delicious, covered in glitter, made out of pallets, and look effing amazing. | Confession Ecard
Too Late, My Life, My Husband, Movie, Sad Life, Nursing Schools, Totally Me, True Stories, So Sad
Yep that's far too late for me any more...! So sad lol
Thanks Nursing school.
far too late to start a movie! :D
This is totally me!
This is so me! I hate it when my husband wants to start a movie so late!
Look what I brought...juice boxes! ♥ Karen walker
Heroes, Karen O'Neil, Funny Pictures, Juiceboxes, Parties, Juice Boxes, Drinks, Will And Grace, Karen Walker
:D Juiceboxes!!!! I love Will and Grace!
Juice boxes! (Karen Walker, "Will and Grace")
funny pictures, juice boxes
Karen Walker always knows how to party! I am so her!!!
Ummmm omg my friend makes fun of me for bringing juice boxes (kids' ones lol) to work. I clearly need to start drinking these! Plus Karen Walker is awesome.
Karen Walker is my hero
Iphone Cases, Iphone 4S, Hanssolo, Stars War, Phones Cases, Han Solo, Hans Solo, Iphonecas, Starwars
iPhone Solo, the dork in me LOVES this! #starwars #iphonecase #iphone #case #hanssolo #solo
Han Solo iphone case Star Wars iphone case iphone 4 case iphone 4s case cover
Star Wars, Han Solo in carbonite phone case: If only I had an iPhone5...
Han solo Star Wars iPhone case #starwars #iPhone
1990S Kids, Haha Funny, 2004, 2005, My Life, 10 Years, Baby, Totally Me, So Sad
But now its supposed to be 2004 almost 2005 ten years ago!!!
That's totally me!
story of my life
Technically, 2004 now, but either way, I have that same issue too even though I don't remember a good portion of the 90's I lived in cuz I was a baby
All. The. Time. 1990s kid
YES. And 10 years ago was 2004. WHAT.
Better days are coming, they are called: saturday and sunday.
Laughing, Happy Friday, Life, Inspiration, Quotes, Better, The Weekend, Funny, Humor
lol | Better days are coming. They are called: Saturday and Sunday | humorous quotes | weekend humor | work humor
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Weekends :) #quote #saying #weekend #Saturday #sunday #saying #laugh #humor #humour #words #poster #type #days
"Better days are coming. They are called: Saturday and Sunday" #Weekend #quotes #motivational #inspirational #LOL #funny
Happy #Friday #quote: Better days are coming. They are called: Saturday and sunday. #inspiration
The Weekend! #quote #lifequote #funny #qotd #frase #frasedeldia
Melon Collie #gags #funny story #funny photos
Melon Collies, Funny Dogs, Words Plays, Funny Stuff, Humor, Funny Photo, Funny Animal, So Funny, Feelings
Melon Collie Jared can't resist funny animal pictures
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Melon Collie! So cute and funny dog!
I don't know, I guess I'm feeling a little melon collie today. Hahaha
Melon Collie! So funny!
Melon Collie... i cant stop laughing! Word play.
Melancholy or melon collie? I prefer the melon collie. #humor #MentalHealth
And we all know who they are because they're in your face EVERDAY!!!!!
Idiotshappen, Quote, Idiots Happen, Truths, Funny Stuff, So True, Ecards, E Cards, True Stories
Idiots happen Truth
Quote on trying to have a good attitude
Ecard. Idiots happen
Then idiots happen. So true:)
Danielle Lampert Lampert Lampert Lampert Jacobs yep!
Work Humor, Offices Humor, Hilarious Photo, Swivel Chairs, Chairs Spin, So True, Greeting Cards, Birthday Greeting, Love My Job
Some days, the best thing about my job is that the chair spins. Office Humor, Career Jokes, Work Humor Swivel Chair Hilarious Photo Birthday Greeting Card Nobleworks
Office Humor - so true
LOL! I really do love my job (most days) but this is pretty funny...Office Humor, Career Jokes, Work Humor Swivel Chair Hilarious Photo Birthday Greeting Card Nobleworks
Schools, Funny Pictures, Down South, So True, Funny Stuff, Deep South, South Carolina, Meanwhile In, North Carolina
That is so true! I live in Georgia, they cancel school for everything
Haha. In South Carolina too! 😂😂
Meanwhile in North Carolina...
So true down here in the Deep South!
Funny Pictures Of The Day � 75 Pics--Newsflash--Texas cancels school because of icy conditions.
True OH my gosh my cousin lives in a state down South and she said at her school one year they canceld school because they got two inches lol
Introverts unite. But separately.
Parks And Recreation, Spirit Animal, Ron Swanson Quotes, My Life, Funny, Life Mottos, Things, I'M, Ronswanson
#ronswanson is my spirit animal.
My life motto
This is what I'm gonna start sending to people when I get invites to dumb things
Ron Swanson ~ Parks and Recreation Just started to watch it and I really like him. The hernia episode was very funny.
Quotes Funny Women, Funny Smile Quotes, Funny Quotes About Boyfriends, Funny Women Quotes, So True, Funny Quotes About Women Humor, Funny Quotes About Shops, Women Mood, Funny Quotes About Life Women
Only two phrases can change a woman's mood... 1. "I love you." 2. "50% off." SO true!
So Relatable - Funny GIFs, Relatable GIFs & Quotes
99 Problems, Laughing, Quotes, My Life, Truths, Funny Stuff, So True, Totally Me, True Stories
Truth of my life
99 Problems .... So true
That's me. Omg. I rarely laugh out loud and this is so true and so funny, I just had to.
So true story of my life
funny quote 99 problems 86 completely made up scenarios in my head
TRUTH. Totally me with all the what ifs that run through my head
Wine Bars, Danger, Amenities, My Life, Ecards, Chuckl, E Cards, Be Awesome, Broke
This would be awesome!!
If Target had a bar, my life would be perfect...and dangerous
it's sick how my almost every e card is my life
If Target had a bar, my life would be perfect. And extra broke
Amen to that! I would prefer a wine bar :)
If Target had a bar, my life would be perfect. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com
Reason #47 that I don't have fb any more. Haha.
Amazing, Amenities, Funny Humor, Some People, To Work, No One Cares, Annoying, Ecards, Business Life
Thanks so much for that update about your super busy life... nobody has ever gone to work, the gym and made dinner in one day. How DO you do it? | Thanks Ecard | someecards.com
Pahahahaha!!! I know some people who do this eerrrrrryday. Annoying.
forrreal. no one cares
#lol #funny #humor
Amazing That Some People Survive!
I need this.
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Britney Spears coffee mug
Funny coffee mug about Britney Spears.
Remember This, Bahahahaha, Dramas, Tops Friends, Real Friends, Ecards, Dr. Who, So Funny, E Cards
real friends. haha yeah right. #ecards
i can't lol I remember this so funny, like why am I 10th???
Remember all that "Top Friends" drama? :P
all the time