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I would tell you that I hate to be a bitch..... lol
I actually love being a bitch!!! Lol
Funny Thinking of You Ecard:
Yep, pretty much nailed it.
story of my life
this is my life.
100 Things 2 Do: What Word/s Will People Define You By?
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100 Things 2 Do: What Word/s Will People Define You By? This is me, half the time I'm like, Did I really just say that out loud?
This is my perfect pin.....100 Things 2 Do: What Word/s Will People Define You By?
Bahaha....100 Things 2 Do: What Word/s Will People Define You By?
pretty sure i know some people like that
So not me...but still so funny!
Oops, thinking out loud again!
I make my mom blush a lot!!!!
Que: foot in mouth, my life
My entire life.
True for so many....LOL
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Funny Friendship Ecard: We are so hilarious. I feel bad for the people who don't get to listen to our conversations and enjoy our hilariousness.
Funny Friendship Ecard:
haha sad, but true!
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My first instinct when I see an animal is to say "hello!" My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away ;) | eCards
Can you be anymore spot on? This may be funny but there's some sad truth to it. Humans are friendlier to animals that to their own kind. This should serve as a wake up call to make us people more into humans and be friendlier. What would a "hi or hello" do but good right? (I hope everytime)
My first instinct when I see an animal is to say "hello". But when i see a person i avoid eye contact and hope it goes away. LOL, not always true, but funny!
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funny quote animal say hello people avoid eye contact
Yupp! I laughed so hard cause its so true!
#ecard #funny #hello #animal #vs #person
Yep!! So true!
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Rottenecards - Once upon a time I was sweet and innocent. And then shit happened, the end! Lol! Adult humor, ecards, rotten ecards
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Luckily I have the perfect man. If only I could eat anything without getting fat; I would consider myself a lottery winner!
YES! This and then have perfect hair everyday, then an unlimited supply of clothes, then maybe the perfect man. Hehe.
men think it's a woman's fantasy to find the perfect man. every woman's dream is to eat anything without getting fat.
so funny, and true! and if the perfect man comes along while she is doing that, then it is a bonus!
haha so true! Especially now that I've got my perfect man :)
fat girl status hahaha
story of my life
I love food
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hahahaha I can think of a chick in Germany named Brittany who is like this with me! Always trying to compare herself to me- or so i hear from others... Funny thing, I'm not a liar or a cheater! Aww man, ha! Truth. Some people need to get their own life!
Goals are good to have! #Ecards #funny #compete #ecard #humor For more quotes and jokes, check out my FB page: https://www.facebook.com/ChanceofSarcasm
"i like that you try to compete with me - at least you have a goal. unrealistic unattainable but it's a goal." #ecards #LOL #LMAO #FUNNY #HUMOR #HAHA
Just setting urself up for failure, lol ;) | Jokes | Humor | Funny | Laugh | Someecards
Don't get me wrong, I'm absolutely ELATED that we prompted you to leave the state...but to the same state that I went to college in?!? I couldn't have come up with a better ending to our debacle myself even if I TRIED!! Haha! You really do have an unhealthy obsession and DEEP-seeded need to compete with me. It's pretty damn flattering, honestly. =) You didn't even graduate high school, so your chances of graduating college are slim. But hey, at least you have a goal, right? ; ) #goodriddance #funny #crazyexgirlfriend #ecards
Unrealistic goal for your unrealistic life! #Funny #Ecards #FunnyEcards
Goals are good to have! #Ecards #funny #compete #haters
Best e card ever!! Suits the twat greatly :)
Funny, mean but its a giggle.
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This is exactly how I feel when I catch my daughter laughing at the same thing I'm laughing at!! Miss Bailey Boo!!
>>> so freaking true! Don't know whether to be proud or scared that both of my kids got my twisted sense of humor - sometimes better (or worse) than the norm. Haha whatever! One thing is for sure, they are their mom's kids *wink*
Hahaha my Dad gave me my sense of humor :P we laugh at the same things and my Mom's like OMG!
Haha so true when it comes to my husbands humor and that my son laughs at it already!!
I love that my kid has my sense if humor!!!! We laugh A LOT!!!!
willis boys know how to laugh...
Yay for my funny kids!!!
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Story of my life! O dime ke no?.. @palomanegra39
This is so funny because its so true.
This is so true, yet so funny!
I'm just a sarcastic bitch!
That's totally me!! Lol
So sad, but true...
Story of my life...
I CAN RELATE
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Too perfect. Again I feel the need to apologize but damn, it's funny stuff
I find most things that are offensive funny.
You find it offensive? Funny!!
#lol #funny #humor
Funny sign that we can all relate with!
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Funny sign that we can all relate with! I can SOOOO relate. Maybe that's why I'm running slow.
Funny sign that we can all relate with!.. (I hope...)
My Brain Has Too Many Tabs Open Sign
Too many tabs open!
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Funny baby products. "Pull to sound alarm" pacifier. Clever =D Repinned from Beverlyann Nash-Gibson
"Pull to Sound Alarm" pacifier! So cute $4.99 at http://www.cornerstorkbabygifts.com/Pull-To-Sound-Alarm-Silicone-Pacifier.html #baby #babies #pacifier #buy
Pull To Sound Alarm Silicone Pacifier. When I have kids, I am going to make this! so clever!
i wish they had this pacifier when my kids were babies. too funny.
Too funny!! And oh, so true if your baby loves their pacifier!!
Pull to Sound Alarm Pacifier - best baby gift ever
So true - funny - baby stuff ....
Pacifier Baby Gift- So True.
Cute baby gift idea.
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I'd like to offer moral support but I have questionable morals | Encouragement Ecard | someecards.com
Funny Encouragement Ecard: I'd like to offer moral support but I have questionable morals.
some ecards always give me a good laugh!
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Exactly!!!! Story of me!!
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Yeah... I'm still trying to figure out what I want to be when I grow up.
So true.. never thought this is how my life would turn out.
Oy. Growing up isn't nearly as glam as I anticipated.
HAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA welcome to my life
30th birthday woes.....
haha so true. crap....
Haha sadly I agree.
haha so true.
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Pretty sure I haven't laughed out loud like that about a some ecard in a while.
and this is the reason I am not allowed to drink tequila
I think I laughed so hard I might have peed a little!!!
That's why I only drink tequila in Mexico!
"oh tequila makes her clothes fall off.."
This is why I don't drink tequila!!
This is some FUNNY stuff.
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Whoever creates these things is a comedy genius. This is SO true! These things are laugh out loud funny!
lol exactly. http://media-cache1.pinterest.com/upload/202450945719209192_gjJeEoUM_f.jpg cumminsprincess funny stuff quotes <<< Just Sayin...
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I would slap you, but I don't want to get #SLUT on my hand! Ecard humor funny laugh
Funny Confession Ecard: If you can't laugh at yourself, I'll do it for you.
Funny Confession Ecard: Things to do today: 1) Not a damn thing. Check.
im actually planning two weddings More The Doors, Best Friends, Quote, My Life, So True, Truths, Ecards, So Funny, True Stories I dont live by this quote. I had a girl say this about me once and it killed me to think that anyone would think that. My daughter is the biggest joy blessing in my life. Anyway, that lil skeezy is going to burn in hell, so its all good :) My life everyday at work LOL #truth Funny Friendship Ecard: I know I am getting old when my friends start having kids on #best friend #best friend memories #best friend memory| http://friendleland.blogspot.com So funny and so true Hahah story of my life. First article of clothing that gets thrown off when I walk through the door! so true. Story of my life
Love the truth behind this funny statement! So true!
laughing funny ecards about being single
I get this is HIGHLY inappropriate but I about died...
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The thought of you naked makes me want to sew my vagina shut.... ecard Adult jokes adult humor sex jokes sex humor dirty jokes dirty humor R rated R Naughty jokes Naughty humor funny hilarious LOL
My favorite thing about waking up in the morning is scheduling my nap in the afternoon. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com
I see you've raided my PINTEREST board. We should be friends. #Pinterest #pin #humor #quotes #lol
For those who follow my pins, please forgive me but these things are so funny to me. ~Y
HAHAHAAA!!! THIS made me laugh SO HARD!!!! So inappropriate, but soo damn funny!!!
THIS THE BEST E CARD I'VE EVER SEEN omg i'm dying. too funny. I had to repin.
do i put this under zombies or funny stuff... zombies or funny stuff.....
this makes me giggle like a 5 year old
Tampon commercials #funny #quotes
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Everything happens for a reason, but sometimes the reason is that you're stupid and you make bad decisions. #ECards
i don't believe everything happens for a reason. sometimes things just happen. and yes, sometimes i just make bad decisions
Everything happens for a reason, but sometimes the reason is that you're stupid and you make bad decisions. (I don't like calling people stupid, but this is funny!!! Definitely have felt compelled to say this before, but held my tongue)
so true, so true. This everything happens for a reason quote gets under my skin. just saying ....
Stupid Parents Quotes | saw this card on a friend’s FB wall. Made me laugh out loud. Made ...
Yep that pretty much sums up my life :) just gotta laugh and move on...
Yes, sometimes that is the reason... #truth
This made me laugh. So true.
Sad but true