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ain't this the truth. ain't this the truth. ain't this the truth.

♡ I wish everytime I reblogged an outfit, it automatically was in my closet.

I saw this right after I had a cool thought. wouldn't it be awesome to win a contest that gives u all the clothes pinned on ur boards I wish

My dear 9 year old who often doesn't like to take the time to eat...(I don't get that either....)

hangry: a state of anger caused by lack of food (i'm def no fun when i'm hangry!) This is funny, i thought this only used with my Family!

I just want to lose weight... too-funny-not-to-share ab-excercise

I just want to lose weight while staying in bed, watching TV, and eating Girl Scout Thin Mints.

Then I productively pinned for an hour...or two

I was going to be productive today. Happens all the time!

Every time I hear someone breath, sigh, eat, chew, etc. I want to kill them. It is so annoying. Maybe I have a problem. I should probably go see a doctor.

For People With Misophonia, a Chomp or a Slurp May Cause Rage

random fact: getting angry at people when we listen to them breathing or eating is called Misophonia, which is an actual brain disorder.

My Awesome Bubble has Commenced

"Today I will love in the moment. Unless it's unpleasant then I which case I will eat a cookie" ~ Cookie Monster. Comment if your childhood was all about Cookie Monster

Lol

I wear a lovely shade daily. Most of the time it's not bitch though.

 Things my husband would say...ahaha. Except it would be more like "get your nose out of my butt" :) he loves me.

how do you start business, how start business, to start a small business - Hey, I found your nose. It was in my business .lmfao I would love to have a sign so all my neighbors can see it.

Lmfao!!!

When someone yells stop, I don't know if it's in the name of love, it's hammer time or if I should collaborate and listen. Funny saying / music humor

Isn't this the truth? Babies are only born from a woman and a man consummating... Reality check: straight people make gay babies.

31 Bar & Coffee Shop Sidewalk Signs That Are Actually Funny

Funny pictures about Blame straight people. Oh, and cool pics about Blame straight people. Also, Blame straight people photos.

This could have been my Dad's motto. And every one of his kids was so glad for it! He couldn't carry a tune, but he sang anyway, and made some of the best music I have ever heard!

Yes, I know I can't sing. Yes, I'm going to keep singing anyway. Music Makes Me Happy Quote. I Don't Care!

Thank you Pres for finding this!

fit quote: dear extra fat in my body, you have 2 options. make your way to my boobs, or gtfo.

If my mom can't find it, nobody can :/

Funny quote if people winked in real life as much as they do in text messages this world would be a pretty creepy place - Collection Of Inspiring Quotes, Sayings, Images

hahahahaha yes!! there is a kid at my school that claims he doesnt tan but he sooo does!! (spray tan)

I know too many dorito girls. Or maybe just too many girls who look like they had their hands in the doritos bag (spray tan)

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