I'm sorry but I am NOT BORING. I just decided it was time to stop boozing, partying, flirting and dancing...it's called being a Responsible Adult.

I'm sorry but I am NOT BORING. I just decided it was time to stop boozing, partying, flirting and dancing...it's called being a Responsible Adult.

Yes, I know you're jealous. Not only can I cook, but I'm pretty enough to not feel the need to post slutty pictures on my facebook.

Yes, I know you're jealous. Not only can I cook, but I'm pretty enough to not feel the need to post slutty pictures on my facebook.

Haha. This reminds me of Sky...he has some old high school stories that could relate to this pin.

Haha. This reminds me of Sky...he has some old high school stories that could relate to this pin.

Why are the women who make the worst mothers also the ones who are the most fertile?

Why are the women who make the worst mothers also the ones who are the most fertile?

On our anniversary, I want you to know how much I've enjoyed annoying you all this time & how excited I am to keep doing so in the future.

On our anniversary, I want you to know how much I've enjoyed annoying you all this time & how excited I am to keep doing so in the future.

Funny Friendship Ecard: I hope we're friends until we die. And then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the shit out of people.

Funny Friendship Ecard: I hope we're friends until we die. And then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the shit out of people.

Pinterest
Search