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I'd like to apologize for the excessive temperatures today. I looked so hot I almost burned up the earth. I'll try to tone it down tomorrow.

Girl Code gets me! I have to admit that I really love this show. It always has me laughing hysterically

Girl Code just gets me (29 photos)

Girl Code "People don't want to hear about your diet. Just shut up, eat your lettuce, and be sad." - Stupid diets: ruining conversations with fellow females for years.

So rumor has it that Channing Tatum is going to be a dad, which is weird since I didn't even know I was pregnant.

I have this crush on Channing Tatum, and yeah. All I can say is that the rumors aren't true; Channing and I aren't expecting, guys.

Lol. My thoughts exactly!

"I love you" can be such an over-used term. so, today let's go with "I'm not mad at you" and I suggest you be fucking happy with that.

Stalking at its finest

Just laughed so hard at this. Why am I such a FB creeper?

I usually think about this a lot with all the dumb crap my boyfriend & I do together, but it probably wouldn't be funny to anyone else :P

when i do something hilarious, which lets face it is all the time. i think to myself, why do i not have my own television show?

images of funny walmart sayings | Maegan Tingey walmart vs. target funny cause i'm pretty freaking sure ...

its true (not for me) I hate target its a bunch of people thinking they're better than you because they arent shopping at walmart. get over yourselves its target.

Dori Just Keep Swimming Cheer bow white with glitter details

It just isn't Christmas unless you push your body to the brink of alcholism and diabetes.

Funny Christmas Season Ecard: It just isn't Christmas unless you push your body to the brink of alcholism and diabetes.

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