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Lies!

Kraft has been making mac & cheese for how long now? Since 1937 (yep, I just Wikipedia'd it). that's plenty of time for them to invent a true easy-open box. You sit on a throne of lies!

(Mena   =)™

If you are going to act like a turd

If You Are Going To Act Like A Turd Go Lay In The Yard Sign by Sawdust City. These signs are made in Wisconsin and are solid knotty pine with a smooth finish that is intended to look time worn.

Surprise...

Happy face baby photo with a caption: I have a surprise for you. It's poop. Are you tired of cleaning after your sweetie or you enjoy dong it?

I HATE clowns!!!

I did this the other weekend.except replace "monsters" with "zombies." Someone was shooting off and I thought, "What if those are rifles? What if it's zombies?" This is why I choose not to watch scary movies! :) I've got "scary" covered.

I wanted to stop forever, I planned to delete my account for months & was putting stuff on my computer, long story...

"Hmm, I'm getting kind of tired of pinning things on pintrest. Maybe I'll stop." Said no one ever - Quote - Funny -

A nice way to keep them away.

Welcome Girl Scouts, go away Door to Door Salesman! "Unless your selling Thin Mints, NO SOLICITING". This would be great for thehome front door on a small sign above the doorbell or on the glass door of a business.

WOW!!!  lol

New favorite palindrome: Dammit I'm Mad spelled backwards is Dammit I'm Mad

DO THIS-Google this is just another reason I love you lol

DO THIS

Typically I can't stand Chuck Norris jokes, but this is hilarious.

its true. in fact i try having full blown conversations with my husband as he tried to fall asleep

yep, i should keep a pad and pen next to my bed so i can remember it in the morning

Til the cars drive down my road, and all these hondas go, aw beeep beep mutha trucka awww beep beep

To the window To the wall To the sweat drop down my balls To all these bitches crawl To all skeet skeet motherfucker All skeet skeet god damn To all skeet skeet motherfucker All skeet skeet god damn (GOT DAMN)

Laughed for 10 minutes straight... just cause its so cheesy

Funny when people go outta their way to get jalapeno business when they arent really apart of your life

I hate opening these lol

funny adult version of jack in the box crescent rolls My husband laughs at me every time I ask him to open the can!

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