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So sorry to hear that the karma cake you baked yourself isn't tasting as good as you expected. Perhaps a nice glass of "I fucking told you so" will help wash it down. | Breakup Ecard | someecards.com

Shameful lies parents tell their kids…some of these are actually really good. Whitney you have a great opportunity!

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You're so hilarious...

That's funny, I'm funny. ;-)