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When you perform CPR you are working on an already dead person. You can only make it better for them. Though if you are breaking ribs, you are probably doing it wrong... #cpr #cpr_classes #cpr_las_vegas

Good CPR will most likely break ribs, but ribs will heal. A heart that has stopped won't. So go ahead, do break a rib (I say that in every CPR course).

My report sheet is my brain!

Why we call them "brains". I walk around saying "had anyone seen my brains? I lost my brains!" Hmm, on second thought maybe we should come up with a better name!

Funny nursing memes: http://www.nursebuff.com/2014/03/funny-nursing-quotes-and-memes/

Inserting a catheter, its a roller coaster, sometimes. This is our life Wiley

Thank you Lord for great nurses!

One a tough shift sometimes you have to pray: A simple nurse’s prayer via Forrest Forrest Perrigo Magazine

Ok so I am repinning this for all of my nurse friends because it is so true! Apologies in advance to my natural child birth friends...

((To all my nurse friends.))Yes, we do make bets on when your doula will leave, your birth plan will go out the window, and you'll beg for an epidural.

15 of the Most Common Pet Peeves #Nursebuff #Nurse #Humor

Patients afraid of needles.tattoo needles and needle needles are very different things!

Yep, I do :-)

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such a great quote for nurses!  http://www.etsy.com/listing/78657500/have-a-heart-that-never-hardens-8x10?ref=sr_gallery_32_search_submit=_search_query=smile+typography_order=most_relevant_ship_to=US_view_type=gallery_page=2_search_type=handmade_facet=handmade

Nursing :) "Have a heart that never hardens, a temper that never tires, a touch that never hurts"

You Know You're A Nurse If... (via sawdustcityllc.com)

You Know You're A Nurse If: You can drink a pot of coffee then go home and go to bed. You view stress as a normal part of life. You know the menu, phone numbers and delivery hours of every restaurant in town.