Forest: what are you doing here Lieutenant Dan? Lieutenant Dan: I wanted to spread my sea legs. Forest: But you aint got no legs Lieutenant Dan. BAHAHHAHAHAHH my fav part of Forest Gump! xD this is the best!
I've swam in the ocean and never been attacked by a shark, however, I was walking in a field and was chased by a cow (there was no calf around either). Gee, thought sharks were aggressive and cows were docile.