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Wooden spoon survivor!

Wooden Spoon Survivor

First thing's first, I'm the weirdest! Digitally printed on an athletic tri-blend t-shirt. You'll love it's classic fit and ultra-soft feel. Each shirt is print

I keep meaning to get back to the place I donate money to every month, but that ice cream sure sounds good...

Just kidding I'm on my cupcake. Just kidding I hate cupcakes. Just kidding I live for cupcakes. Just kidding I live for veggies. Just kidding veggies make me sick. Just kidding millennials make me sick.

I thought of you today.

I thought of you today. I also threw up in my mouth a little. I'm sure it was just a coincidence. Yep, every time I think of him, gross! Wtf was I thinking!

yes...this is me...

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You're just not my cup of tea, mainly because I don't like huge pieces of shit in my tea.

Funny Breakup Ecard: You're just not my cup of tea, mainly because I don't like huge pieces of shit in my tea.

Teehee

Omg Katie I don't know why but I thought you'd get a chuckle out of this one. Put the straw in the shutthefuckupcakes and suck it the fuck up! Pardon my language but it was really funny!

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