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I've lived here my entire life, surf, fish, kayak, swim, snorkel, paddle board etc and I still freak if I touch something under the water and then I book it!!

Yes...yesterday a 5th grader picked his nose (like, finger in nostril up to the knuckle) then tried to hug me 5 minutes later. ICKKKK!!!

Today, I will be classy and elegant... Or, I will spill food on my shirt and trip over things.

These shopping gimmicks always kill me. I love how they say " open a new credit card and get 15% off today's purchase when you know the interest rate is going to be 22%.... Every month!! No thanks!!

'Oh yeah, I'll totally be able to stay awake til 10 on Friday night!' ......said no teacher ever.

No good reason. I just don't want to go. All too often. Introvert problems.

Funny Anniversary Ecard: Being married is like having a best friend who doesn't remember anything you say.

TODAY: 1. Go to pinterest to look up that one recipe. 2. OMG I have to pin everything! 3. Bake nothing.

Just relized that way too many of my converstations begin with, 'I saw this thing on Pinterest...' Can I get amen?

I often walk a fine line between "super fun" mom and "kinda psychotic, maybe we should call the authorities" mom.