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I'm tired of everyone wanting to be politically correct so they don't offend someone. You know what I find offensive? Not being able to freely offend someone.

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Except I've already had his baby! Lol but I love him :)

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Skilled, trained professional in pointing out the obvious and and I speak fluent sarcasm.

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Tuck and roll, bitches, tuck and roll.

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Reminds me of my conversations with Satan ... Oh, I meant to say my baby daddy ...

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hahahaha. love it. So me ...lol.

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Exactly. TWO sides to every story!

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