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    Raising tiny humans is exhausting.

    Me time - finally! Kids are asleep. Chores are done. From now until bedtime I can do whatever I want! Moments later… zzzzzzzzz...

    Mama - the glue that holds everything together even when she feels like she may fall apart.

    Being a mom means you can do anything… one-handed.

    2 rules about children. 1. Do not ask them to deal with adult issues. 2. Do not burden them with situations they cannot control.

    Successful mothers are not the ones who have never struggled. They are the ones who never give up despite the struggles.

    Lord, I ask you to protect my kids - physically, emotionally, spiritually, mentally & in every way.

    Silence is golden, unless you have kids, then silence is just suspicious.

    My children may not have everything they want in life, but they have a mom who loves them more than anything in the world.

    Parenthood is like being in jail with tiny terrorists & food thieves who are constantly breaking your shit.

    I'm considering changing my job title. How does "Bowel Movement Supervisor" sound?

    10 things your mom never told you. 1. You made her cry… a lot. 2. She wanted that last piece of pie. 3. It hurt. 4. She was always afraid. 5. She knows she's not perfect. 6. She watched you as you slept. 7. She carried you a lot longer than nine months. 8. It broke her heart every time you cried. 9. She put you first. 10. She would do it all again.

    Parenting is a constant battle between going to bed to catch up on some sleep or staying awake to finally get some alone time.

    Parents know & love their children best. Government doesn't. Stand with as we protect your rights.

    Children need to learn to take responsibility for their actions so that they do not become adults believing that nothing is ever their fault.

    My house isn't messy! It's custom designed by my children.

    Children become what they are told they are.

    What I wish I had known before I had kids (that I know now).

    Toddler - emotionally unstable pint-sized dictator with the uncanny ability to know exactly how far to push you towards utter insanity before reverting to a lovable cuddle-monster.

    I'd post photos of other things besides my kid, but all I do is hang out with my kid.

    Keep calm & carry diapers, cheerios, a sippy cup, tissues, purell, a binky, more diapers, wet wipes, a rattle, a hat, plastic keys, a spoon, even more diapers, formula, that one dumb giraffe he won't let go of, a bib, baby powder, sunscreen, a nursing cover, Goodnight Moon, butt paste, an extra onesie, a bottle, still more diapers...

    Go ahead & act like mom-of-the-year on Facebook, but don't forget some of us know you in real life.

    I'm grateful for… 1. Early wake ups = children to love. 2. House to clean = safe place to live. 3. Laundry = clothes to wear. 4. Dirty dishes = food to eat. 5. Crumbs under the table = family meals. 6. Shopping to do = money to use. 7. Toilets to clean = indoor plumbing.

    I am a mother. What my mother thinks I do. What society thinks I do. What my husband thinks I do. What I think I do. What I really do. What I really want to do.

    Single mother. What society thinks I do. What my mother thinks I do. What married moms think I do. What my kids think I do. What I think I do. What I really do. What single men think I want. What my ex thinks I want. What I really want.