Sorry it took so long to get you copy of my birth certificate; I was too busy killing Osama bin Laden.
That is if he will take the trash out at all! My husband does a ton of other things, but trash isn't one of them! I have learned to pick my battles!
A man who dresses professionally like Michael Jackson does for a concert, doesn't deserve to rule people.
Funny Grass Is Greener On the Other Side
Never gonna give you up. Never gonna let you down. Never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry. Never gonna say goodbye. Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you. I'm listening to this song all the time.
HOW DO COURT RECORDERS KEEP STRAIGHT FACES? These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while
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Dear Lord, all I ask is that you help me control my bladder when I cough or sneeze. - Quote - Funny - It's a mom thing -
theatlantic: “ Big Bird’s Breakout Moment: The Best Political Memes Inspired by Romney’s Attack on Sesame Street “ Check out some of the many, many images created by those whose love for the feathery.
Pretty much spot on. This is how I felt in math class in high school. So glad I went to college and found teachers who could teach math.
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A lot of people are saying that Vladimir Putin tampered with the results or somehow unfairly won the Russian presidency. Well, this should set the record straight.