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Hilarious, and so true! My policy on outdoor drinking, for sure! Thanks, @Brittany Harbinson

although I have suspended drinking (for a time) every drinking quote so applies to me!

"I'm outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk on patios" - eCard on a pint glass

Truth... Maybe not the "getting drunk part" but I like drinking on patios.

I do like the outdoors but I do like getting drunk on patios too!

so true, cause we all know me and the "real" outdoors DO NOT mix

Not so much getting drunk, but drinking for sure!

Deck drinking makes my life.

Irreverent Beer Pints and Koozies: Hilarious drinking quotes printed on pint glasses and can koozies.

ha ha.

True story.... If u have drank with me u know it's true!!! Lol

I don't get drunk. I get awesome. #truestory

true story @Lauren Graviett @Anna Terry

truth. drinking is for fools.

true story of my life

.Truth in my life..

So true in my life.

Yesssss #sotrue

Funny stuff!

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Little Bloodsuckers Button

Can't we genetically engineer these things? :)

If mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood...the southern obesity epidemic would be nonexistent.

if only mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood. ((that would be wonderful! lol))

If only mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood...This would be AWESOME!

Wish it were true - If only mosquitoes sucked FAT instead of blood.

If only mosquitos sucked fat instead of blood! So true!

made me laugh. that'd be nice.

wishful thinking

Made me giggle.

funny stuff

lol. so true

If you're depro and don't know how to tell your friends and family, start wearing crocs

Thanks Jessica Gladding! So funny! Crocs will never be a part of my wardrobe either.

Wow, that's a nice lookin' pair of Crocs.' Said no one ever. <<<~~~ I hate crocs

How I feel everytime I see anyone wearing crocs ever

HAH- ive always hated Crocs... never understood...

I'm sorry to all old people who wear crocs. HAHAH

It's funny cause it's true...

Oh, that's funny!

funny stuff

Yup

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That's the truth... I can think of several people who need a high-five in the face with a chair

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. This made me laugh out loud...

Some people just need a high-five, in the face, with a chair. ...& I'm still laughing

Haha I was like oh ya some people need a high five... In the face? With a chair? Haha

Funny Quotes About Life | some people just need a high five funny quotes about life

So true, lol...Some people just need a high five... in the face... with a chair.

Some People just need a high five in the face with a chair funny quote

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Things we love eat cake for breakfast mug

"Eat Cake For Breakfast" mug // 30% off at Kate Spade

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eat cake for breakfast... leftover wedding cake that is ;) #eatcakeforbreakfast #weddingcake #katespade #coffeelover #needmycoffee #coffeemug #confettigrey

As Marie Antionette put it, "let them eat cake... for Breakfast" Mug by Kate Spade New York #luvocracy #graphicdesign #katespade #typography #kitchen

Eat Cake for Breakfast Mug by Kate Spade New York. This is going to be sitting on my desk every morning (very soon) $20 #cake #breakfast #coffee #mug

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Kate Spade New York Things We Love, Eat Cake For Breakfast Mug ($14) ❤ liked on Polyvore featuring home, kitchen & dining, drinkware, fillers, home decor, mug, kate spade, wizard of oz mug, porcelain coffee mugs and colorful coffee mugs

want: kate spade new york Eat Cake for Breakfast Mug | Bloomingdale's. I love everything about this coffee mug!!!!!

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kate spade new york Eat Cake for Breakfast Mug | Bloomingdale's- gift idea

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25 Funny and Sarcastic Pregnancy ECards

'Everyone I know is getting married or pregnant. I'm just getting more awesome.'

Haha...., here's to being single and not pregnant!

my feelings exactly.... most of the time!

my feelings exactly....Perfectly Said

my feelings exactly... for now. lol

my feelings exactly....baaahaha

my feelings exactly.. haha :p

my feelings exactly

funny stuff :)

it's true.

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Girls now and then

My mom can't cook... But I'm sure I get my drinking skills from my father. The only thing I ever got from him lol

hell yes. my father was a sailor. i have a lot to live up to :)

I can't cook like my mom but I can drink like my father.

although my father doesn't drink... but cheers anyways

Daddys little girl!#Repin By:Pinterest++ for iPad#

I am my fathers daughter, no doubt about that :)

My mom always says I am my fathers daughter!

daddys girl...

FUNNY STUFF

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I did a bad thing

lol

Funny Cat Pictures with Captions - Bing Images @whitsnips SO TRUE

Couch and its cat - #showmecats #thefunny #FunnyCats

this is me every day of my life, only with my bed.

Haha my life..crazy cat lady and couch lover

I'm going to be a crazy cat lady.

profound! yep so true! very cute

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Funny Animal Pics, Gifs and Videos

so true

This is for my sister, Sass.....if you ever did it, thought about it or had a vague dream that you may one day entertain the idea of it, she WILL find out about it....the girl got skills

especially when this girl studied journalism in school...it pretty much was my homework to find things out

Actually, it should say, never underestimate a Mom's ability to find things out! :)

so true!...never underestimate a girl's ability to find things out

This is a true story... everyone underestimates me and my girls

change this from girl to mom

Story of my life.

So true. #truths

sooo true

Exactly!

"I have CDO it's like OCD but all the letters are in alphabetical order AS THEY SHOULD BE" - I have OCD & I thought I would share this, its funny to me. LOL

Is it bad that Ive actually thought the letters should be in alphabetical order?

OMG, this is so funny, my husband jokes and says this about me all the time!!!

So true, so true...even my boards are in alphabetical order

this just about sums it up *giggle*

So true! This is totally me!

So funny but so true!

lol!! funny-stuff

I don't know why my life sped up this week, but I feel like someone pushed the fast forward button on it. It's been fun but exhausting. Anyway. Today's card is the last I'll post with Grunge Me for a while...maybe. This one isn't grungy, though. It's crisp and clean, and as soon as I saw the stamp I knew I wanted to make a stylized flower with it. Okay, the sentiment is grungy. But the card isn't. Pear Tart and Bahama Blue. A Memento Ink match made in heaven. To do this, I placed the stamp very carefully with the central point at the center of my gridded acrylic block. I placed a pencil dot in the exact center of the card and lined that up with the central circle on the gridded block, rotating the card for each stamp! So very easy to get precise placement with that FAB PTI gridded acrylic block!!! And now for a non sequitur. Happy Canada Day to my friends to the north! Y'all rock!!!! And speaking of Canada, check out this ever so relevant little button the Canadian Jennifer Styles sent to me. Oh, she knows me so well! I'll bet y'all didn't know that the reason I have posted three OLWs in a row is because I don't want to get stuck with the odd numbers again. That really bothered me. And yes, the lack of punctuation and capitalization on the button bothers me. "I have CDO. It's like OCD, but all the letters are in alphabetical order as they should be." Now, I'm happy. And tired. I'm going to bed.

Shit yea!

Swearing: Because sometimes “gosh darn: and “meanie head” just doesn’t cover it. @Erica Cerulo Cerulo fallot

funny pics for pinterest: Swearing....because "gosh darn" and "meanie head" just don't cover it.

Swearing: Because sometimes 'gosh darn' and 'meanie head' just don't cover it. #funny #giggles

Swearing! Because sometimes "gosh darn it" and "meanie head" just don't cover it.

Swearing - Because "Gosh Darn" & "Meanie Head" just don't cover it! #funny

This is so true. I just can't help my potty mouth.

aint that the gosh darn truth...

Funny "stuff"

True story.

funny

Ugh, they all end up in the trash! Hate chain letters.//Applies to those crazy e-mail forwards too!! :-)

I hate chain letters. Chain forwards... chain pictures on facebook. Whatever. Hate them.

Hate chain letters. But I still feel like I have to forward them. You never know.

haha, so true! #quote #chain #letter

#chainletters - no doubt.

i hate chain letters !

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I hate chain mail

Giggled

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We all have 2 addresses memorized

Yep..

Finding nemo.... Gotta love dory.... Just keep swimming, just keep swimming

Just keep swimming...just keep swimming... (from "Finding Nemo")

So funny!!! Guess from finding NEMO SWIMMMM FISHIES SWIMMMM

haha, so true! Finding Nemo is one of my favorites:)

literally pretty close to the #truth #findingnemo

Finding Nemo :) haha, so true!

Finding Nemo Sooo true

funny stuff

true story

hahaha this is so funny

When people ask me why I don’t have any tattoos I ask them “Would you put a bumper sticker on a Ferrari?” | Bahaha! this is just too funny NOT to at least chuckle

Why didn't I think to tell people that's why I don't have any? Too funny! I'm saying this from now on!! I love tattoos though, I just don't have any.

When+people+ask+me+why+I+don't+have+any+tattoos+I+ask+them+'Would+you+put+a+bumper+sticker+on+a+Ferrari?'

I say this all the time, "You don't put a bumper sticker on a Bentley." I do love tattoos tho - just dont have any!

Omgoodness that's hillarious!!! I can say that bc I have no tattoos.

Even though I have tattoos this is still so funny!!

I will never get a tattoo.

such a good comeback.

funny stuff!

I stay fat because it would not be fair to all the thin people if I were this good looking, intelligant, funny AND thin. It's a public service really.

I stay fat because it would not be fair to all the thing people if I were this good looking, intelligant, funny AND thing. It's a public service really. SO true!

your ecards, i stay fat because... it's a public service really, lol

public service announcement - You're welcome girls!:)

public service announcement...it just made me giggle

your e cards

funny stuff

True Story

Wino

"You can't buy HAPPINESS, but you can buy WINE! And that's kinda the same thing."...lol #wine #humor

Cant afford those expensive designer bags? Check here! You cant buy happiness, but you can buy wine! And thats kinda the same thing.

Another Classic... "you Cant Buy Happiness, But You Can Buy Wine! And Thats Kinda The Same Thing."

"You can't buy happiness, but you can buy wine!" And if #wine makes you happy ...

You can't buy happiness, but you can buy wine! #wine #humor

Yes, you can buy wine! #happiness #wine #quotes

Totally my life. So true. #thankyouwine

happiness = wine ... wine = happiness

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I'M NOT ALWAYS A BITCH (Black & White) Mug by CreativeAngel

Totally inappropriate but oh so funny....maybe I should buy this for work and see how many ppl I can get to spit out there coffee as they see me drinking out of my mug Check out the website to see more

For Bridget. -d'aww you know me so well. Except I don't drink hot coffee

My grouchy morning coffee cup. Must have. This is definitely me.

I want this mug. If I drank coffee this would be my cup.

My grouchy morning coffee cup...HILARIOUS!!

My grouchy morning coffee cup. Must have.

Dying laughing Can I buy a 4 pack??!!!

laughing lots

coffee mug

Marriage Wedding Husband Funny Quotes

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Art Jokes Funny Husband Wife Quotes Funny Marriage Jokes For Facebook funny-stuff

Marriage Wedding Husband Funny Quotes... should say truthfull marriage quotes:)

HA! I love this.. And I know my husband would too.. Only because he has too ;)

A Collection of 28 #Funny #Marriage #Quotes to Make You Giggle

Sums it up! My husband says that this is so true!

So true!! Marriage Wedding Husband Funny Quotes

Marriage is a relationship favorite-quotes

funny-things

Hahaaa right, Trish?

Dear Facebook: Adding an 'Unfriend until Election Day' option would save me a lot of time. BEST. IDEA. EVER.

Free, Other Holidays Ecard: Dear Facebook: Adding an "Unfriend until Election Day" option would save me a lot of time.

also, an "Unfriend until after College Football Saturday" would be helpful as well. oh, the reasons i never use facebook anymore.

Dear facebook : Adding an "Unfriend until Election Day" option would save me a lot of time. Oh yes! I would never have left FB in the first place. Ughh #Humor #Quotes

Dear Facebook: Adding an 'Unfriend until Election Day' option would save me a lot of time. me control my irritation with stupid people lol

Dear Facebook: Adding an 'Unfriend until after college football season' would work here too!

Election humor

FB politics

YESSS