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Haha. Hehehe. Giggle. LOL. LMAO. LMFAO. (Funny. Ecards. Laugh. Joke. Hilarious. Humor) 'I'm a lady, but when I'm mad I'm an evil sadistic demon spawned bitch from hell that'll make you wish you were never born...and when I'm happy, I bake cookies and shit.'
I'M SO SORRY FOR THE BAD WORDS. But this made me laugh way too hard. And it's really true.
...this funny but true... :) #diet #weightloss #burnfat #bestdiet #loseweight #diets
lol...I have no control over the humor I find in some of these ecards!
E cards are hilarious!! I get the greatest laughs!!
I couldn't decide between Funny or Truths...
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Funny but true!!
I just had this conversation... ;)
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Well...not really quite 30 but Funny and and OH so true!!!
This is so funny and Oh So True!!!
Funny and and OH so true about 30!
funny cuz it's so true!
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Yep,I'm old. #sotrue
funny. and the truth
I laugh everytime!
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No filter. Just because it pops in my head doesn't mean it should come out of my mouth . Funny ecard
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Hahaha! Funny cause its true!
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note to self: #ecards
A laughing moment
sarcasm in social situations.
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#SOCIAL #Quotes I hide behind sarcasm because telling you to go fuck yourself is considered rude in most social situations.
But if pushed hard enough I can forget I have social skills!
yup. and totally why I suck at social situations. sigh.
This is my life. Seriously. This is my life.
in MOST social situations... not all
Only in most social situations...
literal story of my life.
Most social situations...
Bahahaha! So true!
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Funny Encouragement Ecard: I wake up every day planning to be productive. Then a voice in my head says 'Haha, good one!' We laugh and laugh, then take a nap.
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Funny Encouragement Ecard: I wake up every day planning to be productive. Then a voice in my head says 'Haha, good one!' We laugh and laugh, then take a nap.......<MW>... #SomeECards #ECards #myECards #funnyECards #funny #bluntcard
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This is so true and I shouldn't be posting this in "funny stuff."
#ArabianHorses #Humor #ECards Haha! So true!
Funny Ecards. Silent truth.
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But seriously, if I have to put pants on, the answer is no. Haha! #funny #ecard
Free, Party Ecard: If I have to put pants on, the answer is no.
So many things in my life violate this rule..
Haha so true! Story of my life!!
story of my life! I HATE PANTS
That's my life in a nutshell
HAH! ~story of my life ;)
Story of my life!!!!
Everyday of my life
Haha! So true...
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To my children who like to argue with me: Where do you think you got your attitude and stubbornness from? GIVE UP! I have decades more experience than you!
To my children who like to argue, give up! I've got way more experience than you.
funny but "my" children are my students (still applies tho). Lol
haha my poor (way) future children don't even stand a chance
I feel so bad for my future children... lol!
To my children who like to argue with me...
I need to remind my children of this.
This will be my children, haha.
to my children
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Funny Friendship Ecard: Don't worry, I know what I'm doing....I saw this on Pinterest.
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Absolutely laughed out loud at this one! Too funny, too true (sometimes) ;) <---agree!
somehow the truth in this one makes it less funny
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Sometimes this is so true. Funny.
so true for so many things
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Dear Santa, All I want for Christmas is my own island where I won't have to deal with any stupid people.
Miss Sierra and Miss Regan remember that private Island we were talking about?? Maybe we can ask for it for Christmas!!
I have an island, but I still have to deal with stupid people!
Please! Or put the stupid people on another island..
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Dear Santa... so true
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Don't over think. Don't stress. Thoughts become things. #truth #quotes #quoteoftheday
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I need to remember this quote for every second of my life. lol
Calm quotes inspirational so true
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"Strength shows, not only in the ability to persist, but the ability to start over." Whomever said that is some smart!
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Starting over can be difficult or it can be simple.You just have to make a decision to get started and do it. It's not always moving,someone leaving, getting a new job. Sometimes it's just starting over in your mind. Getting a new mindset and deciding to live your best life. Sick of your tired and ready for change.
Here we gathered a great collection hand-picked selection of inspirational quotes about strength. You'll discover here an compilation of 40 inspirational quotes about Strength
~❥ "Strength shows, not only the ability to persist, but the ability to start over" Thanks, Bren Mason, for helping me discover this essential truth. -- Eve.
strength brings new beginnings..... I persisted, but now I'm happy to say I have started over ... :)
"In order to move forward with life, one needs to let completely go of the past. That can be quite scary. However, perhaps it's the transition period between the letting go stage and the starting over stage that is of the greatest fears because of the unknown. Conquering that fear will help with the moving forward. Don't be afraid because the best is yet to come." - As quoted by my friend Alisa
Strength. A reworking of the F. Scott Fitzgerald quote: "Vitality shows in not only the ability to persist but the ability to start over.”
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When Les Miserables began Valjean was a broken man without a thought of a new beginning. However, after the bishop saved him Valjean came to god, he demonstrated his emotional and intellectual strength through becoming a mayor and doing all he could to simply help people around him no matter their social stature or history. This demonstrates strength because he could have returned to a life of crime but instead forced himself onto the harder, less traveled path to be a kind, good man of god.
I understand that this can be seen in different ways, but to me it just sounds like the creepiest pickup line ever.
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I told my therapist about you. Tap for more funny picture messages! - @mobile9 | #humor #funny #quotes
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So, ive actually experience this, and it's actually really weird. Like you'll be talking about something all of sudden they're just like I told my therapist about you or something, and instead of being all sweet like they think it's going to be it's literally just the creepiest thing ever. It just makes you want to ask questions and like why did you tell him about me and Bubba Bubba Bubba blah but yeah it's weird runaway if it happens to you.
i told my therapist about you. (ROFL - I'm sorry. I don't know why I find that so funny.)
This would be funny in the medicine cabinet...I told my therapist about you.
Pretty award thing to hear: I told my therapist about you.
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Patience - Lord, give me patience. Because, if you give me strength, I'm gonna need bail money to go with it.
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Patience - Lord, give me patience. Because, if you give me strength, I'm gonna need bail money to go with it.
Those are my thoughts Monday through Friday, both morning and afternoon rush hours.
I mean you could give me strength and bail money too, if that's not pushing it
Because if you give me strength, I'm gonna need bail money to go with it XD
daily words i leave by...lol
Haha A wise prayer..
A Mother's Prayer.
This is so true of me...
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My first instinct when I see an animal is to say "hello!" My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away ;) | eCards
Can you be anymore spot on? This may be funny but there's some sad truth to it. Humans are friendlier to animals that to their own kind. This should serve as a wake up call to make us people more into humans and be friendlier. What would a "hi or hello" do but good right? (I hope everytime)
My first instinct when I see an animal is to say "hello". But when i see a person i avoid eye contact and hope it goes away. LOL, not always true, but funny!
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Yupp! I laughed so hard cause its so true!
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some ecards - this makes me think of my husband and his friends!
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At least the best friendships.
The best friendships
Love my friends!
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This is so true! I'm done trying to please everyone. I'm just gonna piss people off from now on. (: As I have grown older, I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible. But pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.
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Is this quote from my dad? Sounds like his sort of wisdom.
But pissing everyone off is a piece of cake. So true
This really makes me laugh
So funny and so true. :)
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I usually just assume that I'm a sarcastic bitch. Cover all of the bases, ya know?
And then... Oh, right, I'm a sarcastic bitch.
Story of my life :)
the facts of life
Haha so true