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This made me laugh pretty hard lol
R.I.P. Midwest Pacific Ocean aka The Waterfill aka Splash Moraine
There are plenty of fish in the sea, and lots of floating garbage, too....guess I'm the garbage collector lol!
Twitter / ninadobrev: Teen Choice Picture Quote Of ...
Never before has a generation so diligently recorded themselves accomplishing so little.
My hair looks bad some days but NEVER as bad as that jackasses. Trump, I mean. Not the other one.
And there was never a more accurate pin. Ever.
Why are the women who make the worst mothers also the ones who are the most fertile?
My sources are unreliable, but their information is fascinating.
The sound of silence: A good indication your child is drawing on, cutting up, ripping, destroying, or eating something they're not suppose to.
And I've done some really dumb things.
When I say 'I like this group picture of us', I really mean 'I like how I look in this group picture'.
Ain't that the truth!
When a woman says "do whatever you want" do NOT do whatever you want.