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Sometimes I really do despair about my memory ^^;

Sometimes I really do despair about my memory ^^;

Sort of like the old line "If I told you you had a wonderful body, would you hold it against me?"

Sort of like the old line "If I told you you had a wonderful body, would you hold it against me?"

'Oh honey, you have gone beyond muffin-top; that's a busted can of biscuits.'

'Oh honey, you have gone beyond muffin-top; that's a busted can of biscuits.'

I don't mean to sound like a dude, but its been three days since we had sex. I'm having trouble concentrating.

I don't mean to sound like a dude, but its been three days since we had sex. I'm having trouble concentrating.

Laughter is the best medicine... except for treating diarrhea..  #someecards

Laughter is the best medicine... except for treating diarrhea.. #someecards