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The best way to hang up on someone is in the middle of you.

Ive gotta remember this!

Yup

If my mother saw this she would so laugh her but off!

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My yoga pants don't know how to do yoga.

Brought tears to my eyes.

my new favorite haiku. I love haiku's, they remind me of Lester Papadopoulos.

LOL - This must be why it sometimes takes all day to get it done. Dance in every room where there's enough space I say!

Funny Confession Ecard: That moment when you're supposed to be cleaning and you put on music and it turns into a dance party for one. Yup this is me!

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Twat you say?

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I would add whipped cream. And duh . Why isn't bacon

Funny Friendship Ecard: Awesome dipped in awesome, covered in bitch sprinkles. Yep, that's me.

Awesome dipped in awesome w/sprinkles? Add glitter, and you have me in a nutshell.

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Ya think?

And I need YOU to shut your mouth before I 'accidentally' bite your finger

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I'm glad someone understands my curly hair problem lol

I have a masters degree

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right?

Rottenecards - My nickname is Gillette because I'm the best a man can get.

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