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Ive gotta remember this!


If my mother saw this she would so laugh her but off!

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My yoga pants don't know how to do yoga.

Brought tears to my eyes.

my new favorite haiku. I love haiku's, they remind me of Lester Papadopoulos.

LOL - This must be why it sometimes takes all day to get it done. Dance in every room where there's enough space I say!

Funny Confession Ecard: That moment when you're supposed to be cleaning and you put on music and it turns into a dance party for one. Yup this is me!


Twat you say?

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I would add whipped cream. And duh . Why isn't bacon

Funny Friendship Ecard: Awesome dipped in awesome, covered in bitch sprinkles. Yep, that's me.

Awesome dipped in awesome w/sprinkles? Add glitter, and you have me in a nutshell.

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And I need YOU to shut your mouth before I 'accidentally' bite your finger

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I'm glad someone understands my curly hair problem lol

I have a masters degree

Funny Confession Ecard: She thinks she's hot shit on a silver platter but she's just a cold turd on a paper plate. Ain't that the truth!


Rottenecards - My nickname is Gillette because I'm the best a man can get.

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