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Coffee, you're on the bench. Alcohol, suit up....been that way for awhile since I can't have caffeine.

Yes! I talk about this show all the time and nobody has ever seen it!

So very true :)

You ain't messin' around, girlfriend!

hehe. yep

I hate a bland salad. They're so many ways to make a salad taste delicious without a bunch of fattening ingredients.



Omg! Someone must work with me. Lol!

poor things

You make me wish I had more middle fingers. @Melissa Henson Ridens @Glenda Thornton Denton

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