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This is true, and HAS happened to me. ..my adrenaline kicked in & I ran so fast I left my friend struggling to keep up- she never teased me about being a slow runner ever again. HA!(but that was one of the scariest nights of my life..)

TRUTH! : When I said I'd always be there for you I didn't realize you were so fucking needy. (excuse the language!)

Stop telling me drinking ain't cute. I ain't trying to be cute, bitch. I'm trying to get drunk.

These e-cards describe my life.

I feel like my parents should be more proud of me for making it into my 20s without having any illegitimate children....lol but seriously...