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@Margaret Cookson @carlypotter.....we have a relationship with chips and dip

ThanksFunny Confession Ecard: Everybody has a girlfriend and boyfriend, and Im just over here like I love food .

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Ok, true eating disorders, and their horrific and tragic effects on those I know and love, aside. This is pretty damn funny

It just isn't Christmas unless you push your body to the brink of alcholism and diabetes.

Funny Christmas Season Ecard: It just isn't Christmas unless you push your body to the brink of alcholism and diabetes.

HA! I DID get the opportunity to be a housewife...thus putting grad school aside! ~J.E.

Funny College Ecard: I'm working really hard for a graduate degree, but if the opportunity arises to become a housewife, I'm taking it. AMEN to this

OK Then

Haha, sad but true! FB stalking is the equivalent of a being a modern day Gladys Kravitz (Bewitched fans get the reference!

my husband needs to know I exist( A member of one direction)

Oh Adam Levine. And Joey McIntyre. And Justin Timberlake. And Maxwell. And Eric Benet.

lol good one

Funny Reunions Ecard: Why can't Ryan Gosling be in 'Magic Mike' too?

this is funny bc i am suppose to be cleaning.. and instead Kristina and I went to stock up on alcohol and wine. for cheap prices lol bahaha

Funny Encouragement Ecard: Today, Ill be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying all my shit with Febreeze.

if only i was smart enough to think of this to say to guys

"Why didn't you answer my text messages?" "Romeo and Juliet killed themselves for love! I think you can answer my texts!

What if...

I hate when I'm singing a song and someone corrects me. I'm like 'Bitch, what if I was freestyling.' I never know the words!

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