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don't let my looks deceive you. i have the mouth of a sailor, the temper of an italian housewife, and the the tolerance of an irish man. LOL truth x 100

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: 'I have enough clothes and shoes, I don't need to go shopping', said no woman ever.

eCard--"I have enough clothes and shoes, I don't need to go shopping", said no women ever. So true

Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill and not doing it because you'd miss them!

Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill & not doing it because you'd miss them! -- so us haha

There isn't any.....  Sorry but I don't say ain't and I don't speak incorrectly

You're fucking crazy. Ain't no medicine for that shit. Ain't that the truth!

Choosing the perfect outfit for one night can destroy an entire room.

Funny Confession Ecard: Choosing the perfect outfit for one night can destroy an entire room.

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This is perfect for some people!!!!!

When I was a child I thought Nap Time was a Punishment. Now as a Mom, Nap Time Feels like I Won a Vacation!

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: No! Of course cramps don't hurt! It's just my body laying a FREAKING egg and if it doesn't get used, my body will just RIP down the walls inside me. No big deal.

no big deal. geesh- being a girl, not so fun sometimes. each month.

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Funny Encouragement Ecard: Some mornings I wake up and think, yep, todays the day I punch someone square in the throat.

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