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Hello Giggles - ILLUSTRATED TWEET OF THE DAY
“I still don’t see why ‘It’s raining’ isn’t a good reason to skip work.”- @Paxocha this is me with work AND school!
Yeah, if it works for "It's snowing", it should work for "it's raining".
“My hair is like every relationship I’ve had: I tried, but it didn’t work out.” -@MJRojas28
"I feel like jumping on my desk and dancing to 'Modern Love'. I won't because I'm a lazyass and that would require effort."-@Girleastlikely2
“This raspberry shaving cream doesn’t have any calorie info.” -@Tiaayers
“Stupidity can be infectious.” -@ErinaFulton
“My favorite items of clothing are big sleep shirts with pictures of dogs that say things like: ‘Ruff Night’.”-@ShinyUnicorn
“My mom woke me up today… meh!” – @RubyKarp
“There really is no excuse for not shaving my legs when I live in Southern California.” -@ShannESays
“Letting my laptop be big spoon tonight.” -@mzeld
“Sometimes I wish Angelfire were still around so I could laugh my ovaries off at the Buffy the Vampire Slayer fansite I made when I was 14.” – @ShannonWoodward
“They say that water weight is the first to go, but I’ve been crying all month and haven’t lost any weight.” -@Im_Tricia
“I just realized my shampoo bottle says “adds body and volume”. I am now going through extreme lengths to keep it off my ass.” -@MoGFlava