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    not bad

    i don't think im polite, then. lol

    :) And that doesn't make me LAZY. That makes my sleeping patterns different from some others. I am not a farmer, I don't need to get up before sunrise.

    But really, don't they?

    living the good life

    I think this is hilarious...the husband probably not so much though:)

    haha yep!

    Usually I do the latter.

    Sounds like a winning combination

    So me.

    omgosh hilarious

    Love it.

    As my friend, you should know I'm a judgmental bitch. You should also know how lucky you are to have made the cut.

    I'm glad I caught you

    Lol, this is amazing! That's why we don't keep Oreos in the house

    :D LOL

    Funny Friendship Ecard: I just knew we'd be friends forever from the moment I discovered that you also have no filter for your bitchy and sarcastic thoughts.

    I'm a rare gem ;)

    Boom!

    "After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh." - Mr. Big. SATC

    Absolutely... hahaha!!