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I drink more than he did.....hmm thats not a good thing, right? UGH
Good thing my Daddy doesnt drink. :) He cooks. lol
Good thing I know how to cook and drink. #goml
With my mom's cooking, this is a good thing.
haha so true. This would make my gma cry lol
good thing i can do both. kinda lol
Good thing I can do both.
Haha so true
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Oh how I wish sarcasm burned calories! I'd be so wonderfully skinny! If being sarcastic burned calories, I'd look like half of an Olsen twin.
If being sarcastic burned calories I’d look like half an Olsen twin. | Mommy Has A Potty Mouth
If being sarcastic burned calories I'd look like half of an Olsen twin. so true
If being sarcastic burned calories... yea pretty much my life.
extremely accurate. funny-stuff
True Story!!! If only....
You are about to exceed the limits of my medication. awww too late
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You are about to exceed the limits of my medication. I tell my son this on an everyday basis! Some of these ecards crack me up!
It's very thoughtful of David Letterman to retire now that none of his fans can manage to stay up till 11:30pm. | Somewhat Topical Ecard
You are about to exceed the limits of my medication. | Somewhat Topical Ecard | someecards.com
You are about to exceed the limits of my medication. These some ecards crack me up!
You are about to exceed the limits of my medication. Some people dohijis daily!
Everyday! Need this in the office
so funny because it's true. . .
People everyday of my life
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SO TRUE! 95% of the decisions in my life are based on whether I like the colors of something, if it is pretty, or if it smells good.
Funny Ecard: 95% of the decisions in my life are based on ...
95% of the decisions in my life....so sad but so true...
So true!!! Ughh being a girl!
Life decisions...so true
Hahaha. Ugh. So true!
baha! so true!
It's so true..
lol so true
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Diet Wine? Calorie free vodka? Sign me up! :)
diet wine or calorie free vodka.
So true..and cal free beer
Diet Wine! Sign me up!
Story of my life
Dream come true!
There are indeed days like these
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Yup, this is definately me on sundays during football season.
Except I'm probably not wearing a bra on a lazy Sunday...
This is so true!! Gotta love lazy sundays
Sunday's... official lazy day of the week
It's a sports bra but that counts right?
This is soooo me on the weekends!
Story of my life every Sunday
Ah, I love a good lazy Sunday
Or everyday of my life.
How radio works.
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Funny Breakup Ecard: Do not ever underestimate my ability to find shit out.
truth so sorry for the bomb. :p But it made me laugh
funny things lol so true
True Story funny-stuff
truth. my life.
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One of my pet peeves. Do not tell me to calm down or relax, because all it does is make things worse.
Seriously (sorry about the language, but...seriously)
Excuse the language...but this is oh so true
Excuse the language but Seriously. Lolol
mmm yeahhh...this one is for my sister!
One more time...I dare you.
funny.. sounds like me
LOL my life.
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Or else I'm not going to be able to fall asleep...sorry wildlife friends, I hate spiders except daddy long legs
Or else I'm not going to be able to fall asleep... much less live in my house
Or else I'm not going to be able to fall asleep... story of my life!!!
So true in my house...or anywhere there is a spider!
the only good spider is a dead spider
So true I hate spiders!
That's my life motto.
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If you have someone in your life who laughs at the same crap as you, no matter how messed up. They are your soul mate.
Well said. @nikki striefler Hale is guess you're my soulmate...
Does this mean you're my soulmate @Ashley Shade????lol!
@Meagan Nicole apparantly you are my soul mate.
My baby, my soul mate...Denny Johnson <3
@Morgan Lamb You are my soulmate.
Yes, Mr. Blue is my soulmate!!!
my friends are my soulmates!
Found my soulmate...<3
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Just because I appear to believe your bullshit, doesn't mean I'm as stupid as you think I am. I'm just laughing inside and waiting to see what%. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com
Free, Confession Ecard: Just because I appear to believe your bullshit, doesn't mean I'm as stupid as you think I am. I'm just laughing inside and waiting to see what%
It looks like I believe your BS, but I'm laughing inside
laughing inside and waiting to see
I'm just laughing inside.
Laughing inside. ..
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Leggings are NOT pants!! You either wear a long shirt that covers your bootay or do not wear them at all!
Please remember this people! This is one of my biggest fashion pet peeves. That and wearing socks with sandals/flip flops.
STOP WEARING LEGGINGS AS PANTS. like, seriously. its only okay if it covers your whole but and front!!!!
STOP WEARING LEGGINGS AS PANTS. like, seriously. Especially when they are stretched so thin we can see right through them. No one wants to see that.
STOP WEARING LEGGINGS AS PANTS. like, seriously. Lol Some people really don't need to be wearing those by themselves!
STOP WEARING LEGGINGS AS PANTS. like, seriously. Regency girls, please read. lol Per: Mrs. Char
STOP WEARING LEGGINGS AS PANTS. like, seriously.---hahah aiii sooo do this
STOP WEARING LEGGINGS AS PANTS. like, seriously. So true!
seriously people, seriously!!!!!!!!
haha this happened to me while student teaching...back when I still actually wore makeup to work...I must just look ill all the time now : )
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Ok, so it isn't so funny... but it is kinda funny that this does happen all the time.
Yep, this happens to me all the time when I go to work not totally put together...
This is the story of my life these days since I wear make up less and less.
I always get asked if I'm tired.
Story of my life. All the time!
This is real life.
How I feel about snoring.
Ironic that I found this tonight as my husband snores away beside me! LOL Guess he never told he sometimes snores, too.
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Ironic that I found this tonight as my husband snores away beside me! LOL @donnyinorla1941
Ironic that I found this tonight as my husband snores away and I have moved to the couch
If you have heard my husband snore...you would understand!
Ironic that I found this as my husband snores away!
This will probably be me if my husband snores.
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My mom emailed this to me today: Some day, when you have your own kids, you will understand why Mommy drinks.
Awesome.... some day you will have your own kids and you will understand why mommy drinks
Some day, when you have your own kids, you will understand why Mommy drinks. Exactly!
Why mommy drinks! OMG! this is so true!
why mommy drinks - yep!
Why Mommy drinks.
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Funny Confession Ecard: Target: I guess I will go shower and get ready. Walmart: Yeah... I could probably just go like this.
Target vs. Walmart ...my father and I fight about this all the time. Target vs. Walmart bc I refuse to shop at Walmart. It better be a serious situation for me to walk in that store. I'd rather pay the extra money just saying!!!!
Target vs Walmart!!!People of Walmart vs People who are TASTE!! TARGET IS AWWWSOME!!!<3;)!!!!!!!;)
this is such a true story. i seem to look like a "people of walmart" when i go
Target vs Walmart.... True story
Target vs Walmart funny stuff!
Target vs Walmart haha. So true
Target vs. Wal-Mart
HA! So true.
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(story of my life) Can't take credit for these good ideas - it was on pinterest!
Ha! so funny
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Funny Breakup Ecard: Don't make excuses for him. You can't put flowers in an asshole and call it a vase.
Don't make excuses for him. You can't put flowers in an asshole and call it a vase. | Breakup Ecard
Oh so true! OMG,...laughing so hard.
Don't make excuses for him. E card
Now that's some funny shit!!!
Funny stuff and so true.
So funny, yet so true!!
so true...so funny!
There are days...