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LVC people would know and understand this..I've never had doors held for me for more than 30 seconds anywhere but there.

Hahahaha definitley have thought this before..actually thought it today

I think i finally get this shit...... 'Adulthood' is mostly about being tired and wishing you hadn't made plans.

I'm sorry there isn't a relationship status on Facebook that accurately describes our situation.

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: Thanks to Pinterest when I win the lottery I'll be prepared to show my new real estate agent, stylist, and personal chef exactly what I want.

How often does this happen? What about us "Mature Ladies" who are permanently lacking certain hormones because we have been told it is bad for our health if we were to bring them up to adequate levels? And yet "Low T" is now all the rage and men of all ages are now going for raising that testosterone as a cure for all their ills, being promised that they will be like teenagers again! =/

When you sweat getting dressed & your garments look like they are screaming in pain, it's too late. You look like a snausage.

Let's all take a moment and be thankful that spiders don't fly.

I'm "it's 8:30 and you want to start a movie this late?" years old.

Lord give me patience . . . Because, if you give me strength, I'm gonna need bail money to go with it.