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This is a total shout out!

Your God-fearing updates do not cause me to forget the godless whore you were in high school.

don't forget it!!!

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I didn't text you. Jack Daniels did.

Today's hairstyle is called "And I didn't brush my teeth either." #Fatigue #ChronicFatigue #Pain #Sore #Stiff #Hurt #Exhausted #Tired #DisabilityNinjas #Disability #ChronicIllness #ChronicPain #InvisibleIllness

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Funny Work Quotes : QUOTATION – Image : Quotes Of the day – Description Thanks for saving me the trouble Sharing is Caring – Don’t forget to share this quote !

I feel like this is really mean...that doesn't mean I don't think that about certain people though....lol

Funny Reminders Ecard: Everyone Knows you are just One positive ' I love my life ' Status away from a nervous breakdown.

Funny Courtesy Hello Ecard: Well, aren't we just 2 scoops of grumpy in a bowl full of bitchy this morning?

Grumpy Pants

Funny Courtesy Hello Ecard: Well, aren't we just 2 scoops of grumpy in a bowl full of bitchy this morning? Some days I feel like this.

No lunch for me. I'm on a new diet called, 'I have Five Dollars till Friday.'

Funny Confession Ecard: No lunch for me. I'm on a new diet called, 'I have Five Dollars till Friday.

My mom always said I'd get worms, not salmonella. But, I've been doing it for almost 40 years, and I've never gotten either.

This is my philosophy right there. Same goes for cookie dough. I will buy packages of cookie dough and just eat it, don't even bake cookies. It drives my fiance crazy.

Not even going to say how I truly feel.

Thanks for showing up to the state-funded healthcare clinic with your Louis Vuitton purse, fresh mani and pedi, MAC lipgloss, hair weave, and Medicaid card.

"I saw you have a beard and tattoos. Excuse me, while I take my clothes off."

I saw you have a beard and tattoos.

I saw you have a beard and tattoos. Excuse me, while I take my clothes off. Funny quote on men.

Hahaha-

Love that song. shawty got that apple bottom jeans, boots with the fur. the fur. the fur.

I'd block you, but then I couldn't see all the stupid things you put on Facebook and make fun of you for them.

I honestly feel this way for an uneasy number of people. at the same time, I think an uneasy number of people feel this about me as well

Holiday cookie swap, my ass. I'd rather have a cocktail swap. Same calories, cleaner kitchen!

Funny Seasonal Ecard: Holiday cookie swap, my ass. I'd rather have a cocktail swap.

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