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Why I never go on the Internet when something is off. Just go to the doctor and you'll find out you're not dying :)



so true and reminds me of a couple people who always look things up on webmd, haha!!!


Now I don’t want to do it…

All my life!

Free, Somewhat Topical Ecard: I take comfort in knowing that people younger than me look older than me.

I'd appreciate if you'd stop calling me, but I'll probably respond if you decide to text instead.

i can't believe they made an e-card about me

Every time I come to work I immediately begin praying, 'Lord please help me not be a bitch today.'