You find it offensive? I find it funny. That's why I'm happier than you.

You find it offensive? I find it funny. That's why I'm happier than you.

Yeah ... better hold off on getting a dog ... lol

Yeah ... better hold off on getting a dog ... lol

It's amazing how everyone is a   political genius one month   every four years.

It's amazing how everyone is a political genius one month every four years.

Some bridges are meant to be burned! Don't let anyone ever bring you down with petty jealous nonsense:)

Some bridges are meant to be burned! Don't let anyone ever bring you down with petty jealous nonsense:)

If I got paid by the amount of stupid people I deal with at work instead of by the house, I could retire next week.

If I got paid by the amount of stupid people I deal with at work instead of by the house, I could retire next week.

Some people should thank their lucky stars that everything I wish for does not come true.

Some people should thank their lucky stars that everything I wish for does not come true.

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