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I'll let you know when I figure it out ;)

Funny pictures about Dear paranoid people. Oh, and cool pics about Dear paranoid people. Also, Dear paranoid people.

I don't like thinking of this in the daylight either!

or other scary things that come out in the dark. Like burglars. Or murderers, or clowns. Or spiders, or ghosts.

This is me. Sometimes I'll bring up a small fact from a long time ago and they'll say "oh wow! You remembered that?" I've been trying to stop that. lol

INFP Confessions : Photo Yep pretty much. It sucks remembering small details sometimes. People think I'm really weird bc if it

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If you think someone is staring at you, yawn. If they yawn, they were staring. Too funny!

5743. Yep now hand it over.

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Funny pictures about Dear Millionaires. Oh, and cool pics about Dear Millionaires. Also, Dear Millionaires.

Hahaha So true. I know.. you're all like WTF!

funny play uno with someone and they hit you with a draw four card quote

it also helps if you remember your phone in the first place

I Can Relate: Checking your phone to see what time it is, and then checking again because you weren't paying attention the first time. I do this ALL THE TIME!

Every time

My little story When I have a new calendar, I flip to my birth month to see if I got a good picture. So true! I do this every time!

i'm pretty happy with my life choices but i do both of these things lol.

"What are you waiting on?"  "The light to change."  "Um, Carla...it's a stop sign."  Stuff happens.

"turning down the music in your car when looking for a street sign because yout hink it will somehow make you see it better." Bahaha Did this yesterday .

Old people at weddings always poke me

Funny pictures about Old people. Oh, and cool pics about Old people. Also, Old people photos.

this is funny to me because i make my own jokes and will laugh by myself... sometimes when alone

This couldn't be more true. I am by far the funniest person I know .stole from haley, i am the funniest person you know, bitch!

@Morgan Pendleton why does this remind me of u? :) miss u!

My brother told me aliens and monsters lived under the bed.then the next morning I stuck my led off and hit the dog's leg and thought it was a monster's leg.from then on i would crawl to the end of the bed and take a flying leap out of my room :D

Am I the only one who calculates how much sleep I can get before going to bed?

I do this every night. Also I wake up in the middle of the night, I calculate how much MORE sleep I have before my alarm goes off .

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