Hahah my dad drinks screwdrivers, and made a whole container once, and my sister drank it, thinking it was OJ!

Hahah my dad drinks screwdrivers, and made a whole container once, and my sister drank it, thinking it was OJ!

"Kiss my ass! You cheated on me in my dream last night and I'm not over it!"    This sounds like my husband, not me.

"Kiss my ass! You cheated on me in my dream last night and I'm not over it!" This sounds like my husband, not me.

Funny Breakup Ecard: Thanks for dating someone ugly after we broke up. I win!

Funny Breakup Ecard: Thanks for dating someone ugly after we broke up. I win!

Yes, and these are the days that we LOVE selling condoms! ;) http://luckybloke.com

Yes, and these are the days that we LOVE selling condoms! ;) http://luckybloke.com

Don't mess with me! Don't lie to me!! Don't play me!!! 'Cause when you piss me off; you better watch out......... LC

Don't mess with me! Don't lie to me!! Don't play me!!! 'Cause when you piss me off; you better watch out......... LC

Not going to lie, I do a happy dance in my head when...

Not going to lie, I do a happy dance in my head when...

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