that made me laugh....probably harder than it should have. i usually stop collaborate and listen ice is back with a brand new invention
Laughing, Quotes, Hammered Time, Scoreboard, Giggles, Love It, Funny Stuff, Things, True Stories
When someone says stop, I don't know if it's in the name of love, it's hammer time, or if I should collaborate and listen. Funny quotes.
True Story. - I have seen this post several times now, and I must say I love it.
I'm a "hammer time" girl.... And ALWAYS think the same thing when I hear "stop".... Thought it was just me.
Haha! Funny stuff, and so true.
I laugh every time I see this! Lol!!! ....just an FYI I thinks it's hammer time
Hahahaha. BUT REALLY.
Amenities, Pet Peeves, Funny But True, Awesome, Some People, Funny Stuff, Ecards, Sour, Bahahaha
Hahaha some people can pull it off... Others can not
Seriously!!! Haha this is awesome. It's a thin layer between us and your buns, just sayin
funny but true...
Amen! My biggest pet peeve of all time. Ladies, leggings are not pants!!
Child Safety, Amenities, Student, Bahaha, My Children, Children Safety, Teenage Daughters, Eye, Kid
"I often worry about the safety of my children, especially the one that is rolling their eyes at me and talking back right now"
Kids rolling eyes
...especially the safety of my teenage daughter!
Bahaha oh my...
change "children" to "students"
My children's safety...
I need to remind myself of this quote "everyday". Aging is not fun and an aging metabolism is sad. Anyone that knows me...knows I struggle daily with this. Sadly, we live in a society that looks down on people with a few extra pounds and places them in category of ugly, socially unacceptable, non-educated and unworthy.
Thoughts, Laughing, I'M Sorry, Quotes, I M, Knew, Funny Stuff, Humor, I'M Hurts
I never knew. No one tells me these things. This makes me laugh so hard!!
I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. I really thought you knew.
I am sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid, I really thought you already knew it. #humor #stupid #funnysigns #computercare
Best "i'm sorry quote"
Wow. Revenge like a BOSS....this bitch is scandolous lmao
Laughing, Idea, Go Girls, Revenge, Quotes, Awesome, Website, Web Site, Funny Stuff
Revenge. like a boss.... great idea
that is purely awesome, you go girl
revenge is SWEET. That's awesome! I'm actually laughing so hard!!!!!
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throw a donut in the other direction and run.
Police Offices, Cops, Funny Pictures, The Police, Funny Stuff, Humor, Law Enforcement, So Funny, Kid
I give the cop less than a 1/2 of block & about 20 min.s til the EMT'S arrive, so odds of surviving the heart attack aren't in his favor. On the other hand.... w/o a doubt, the kid would get away.
This police officer actually was suspended when he failed the physical exam. Then he protested and sued the department and got his job back. Googe it. My law enforcement class watched it on YOutube
Police weight FAIL.. What happened to the physical requirements for the police? You have to give this kid some credit. He could have run from him, and he would never have been caught
overweight cop.. This is horrible for so many reasons, but still it is so funny! ..so bad.
Police humor. HAHAHA This kid's face XD
Warped parent humor...! :)
Funny Texts, Laughing, Internet Site, Website, Web Site, Texts Messages, Funny Stuff, Humor, My Dads
My Dad Has a Great Sense of Humor ! - #funny, #lol, #fun, #humor, #rofl, #lmfao, #cute, #gif, #wtf, #troll, #hilarious, #laugh, #comics, #meme, #sexy, #new, #amazing, #awesome, #wow, #haha,
32 of the funniest text messages of all time. I laughed so hard i was crying - more funny stuff here: http://hotfunnystuff.com
Father of the year. | 24 Texts You Don't Want To Get From Your Parents.. go to the website.. I cried from laughing so hard
HAHAHAHAHA!!! // Funny, - Humor, - Jokes, - Funny Text messages.
Funny Quotesecardstumblrmem, Spanish Someecards, Bahahaha Stuff, Funny Stuff, Funny Cards, Finding Funny, Sexual Festivals, Ecards Awesome, E Cards
Bahaha sexually festive!!!
Search results for 'friends' Ecards from Free and Funny cards | someecards.com
I can see you're upset. Maybe you should post more about it on Facebook. That should help eliminate any drama.
Good Ideas, Pet Peeves, Some People, Posts, Truths, Facebook Dramas, Ecards, So Funny, Advice
lol yup, I really don't understand why and who thought posting each overly dramatic detail of their life, was a good idea. Then you take a bunch of impressionable people who follow that one like depressed sheep. *sigh* I swear not all kids my age are this stupid. We just choose to prove it through our actions, not post how "mature" we are on fb. It's no wonder people think we've disappeared.... They're too busy absorbed in the drama of somebody else's timeline. :/
#ecards Facebook drama
Lol, one of my biggest pet peeves
There is nothing that makes a bad day better than posting feelings on Facebook and getting unwelcomed advice or rebuked for having the audacity to be frustrated with life.
Isn't this the truth LOL some people don't know when to stop
So funny - just post on FB
Funny Sympathy Ecard: I can see you're upset. Maybe you should post more about it on Facebook. That should help eliminate any drama.
YES! Some people post wayyyyyyyy too much.
Beds, Go To Sleep, Pinahol, Pinterest Humor, My Life, Funny Stuff, Pinterest Addiction, Ecards, Pin Addiction
story of my life
Lol. I do this all the time. Pinterest addict. Cant go to bed till I find the bottom of the page. Ha.
My problem is I get in bed, I just don't go to sleep...
Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: I would've been in bed an hour ago, if I could just find the bottom of this Pinterest page.
My Life Story.
Shaving November, Laughing, Winter Is Coming, Long Hair Dos, Life Mottos, Legs, Heels, Whateva Whateva, Feminist Art
pomoco: UC's feminist art imaginary
No shave November! Literally laughed out loud.
I can have hairy legs. WHATEVA, WHATEVA.
no shave november. legs edition
hairy legs in heels :)
my life motto
Winter is coming...
soooooo me every time.......
Booknerd, The Mortal Instruments, Book Nerd, The Hunger Games, Hunger Games Series, New Book, Truths, Harry Potter, Twilight Series
Percy Jackson & the Olympians, The Mortal Instruments, The Infernal Devices, Harry Potter, Divergent, The Kane Chronicles, The Fault In Our Stars, The Hunger Games.
It's true. #booknerd
The only way to recover is to read a new book (but there is not remedy for Harry Potter)
Truth. Not gonna lie... Still moping about the Harry Potter series being over.
How I felt after I finished The Twilight series and The Hunger Games series
book nerd... Sadly true. I'm still sad about finishing the Hunger Game
So bad you hardly notice she's holding a goat.
And Sweaters, Sweaters Parties, Christmas Cards, Families Photo, Funny, Ugly Sweaters, Awkward Families, Baby Goats, Ugly Christmas Sweaters
Have an Ugly Christmas Sweater Party The baby goat is the best part.
...awkward family photos. Plus, I bet you didn't notice the baby goat she's holding.
It would be so funny to do a cheesy ugly sweater christmas card! Maybe next year.
Only Child, Love My Sisters, Real Life, Amenities, Sibling, Sisters 3, Children, Brother, Sister Love
I love my sister <3
Lol. Sisterly love.
Hence why my kids drive me CRAZY! My brother is 9 years younger; we're like 2 only children.
real life ha @Beth Visser @Heather Hall
I am an only child and sibling issues still fascinate me. LOL
Funny because it's true.
Eye Contacts, Btdt, All The Tim, My Life, Bahaha, So Funny, Babysitting, Bedtime, Kid
Ha!!!! Don't have kids but I babysit and have done this lol
Lol! This is bedtime too!
So wrong, yet so funny! Bahaha! This made me laugh!!!
Story of my life.
Kids playing quietly, so you sneak in an accidentally make eye contact. You panic and run .. they follow. My baby does this and he's 1!
True. Sardines? Night games? AOL? I remember.
Remember, 90S Kids, Quotes, 80S Kids, Growing Up, Funny, The 90S, True Stories, 80 S
Growing up in the 90s. 90s Kid.
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Babies of the 80s, kids of the 90s.
Born in the 80s...grew up in the 90s! true story.
This is not a quote but things that are of my childhood! I have to remember where I come from!
80 s kid
HAHAHAHA ohhhh so true.
The Hunger Games, Bella Swan, Kristen Stewart, Movie, Funny Stuff, So True, Harry Potter, True Stories, Role Models
true story bro! Reason 20867430621736 why Harry Potter and The Hunger Games are better than Twilight.
I'm actually sick of people bitching. It was an enrertaining series. Is she a role model? No. But I'm also not a witch, wizard, vampire, or in a country where I need to "volunteer my sacrifice". I enjoyed all these movies.
You people, yes I do mean "YOU people," obviously didn't watch The Twilight Saga, or are quite simply, (deny it all u want but u KNOW its the technical term) HATERS; First of all: Bella DID do something: she had a "mutant" half-human/half-vampire baby and survived, among others. NO, Kristen Stewart is NOT the best actor, sorry girl, but maybe Steph Meyers wasn't TRYING to compare to The Hunger Games or Harry Potter. MAYBE she was making something to entertain Vampire and Ware-wolf enthusiasts.
Bahahaha! So true: Harry Potter and The Hunger Games for the win
So true lol! That's some funny stuff
Harry potter, katnis Everdean, and Bella swan. Lol:) they should make a movie were they come together.
LOVE THIS!! Lol.
Laughing, Quotes, Crafty, Funny Stuff, Baby, Things, People, True Stories, Crafts
I'm so crafty I make people - True Story!
Best crafting I ever did! cool maternity or frankenstein surreal t shirt quote I'm so crafty I make people
I can't stop laughing at this great "i'm so crafty, i make people" button, bags, etc etc. Perfect for the pregger crafsters in your life.
It's a good thing you don't have to be crafty to make people. I'd be in trouble!
funny! I'm so crafty I make people. #babies
my poor child..
Poor Children, Poor Girls, Poor Kids, Future Daughters, My Sons, My Daughters, My Girls, Future Children, My Children
.My girls missed out on this but my son inherited it for them!
poor kid you really are MY daughter!
My future children
Oh no. My future daughter. Poor girl!
LOLOL this will so be my children someday... my poor children... hahahaha
this is DEFINITELY going to be me and my future daughter!! possibly my son as well.... poor kids hahaha
I would cry if my children inherit my clumsiness! Poor kids dont stand a chance with me though... Haha
445, Awkward Moments, My Life, I'M Done, Stop Talking, So True, So Funny, So Sad, True Stories
That awkward moment | story of my life.
"Happens all the time! You know why? Because people suck."<<<< I am leaving this description because I think this person understands how I feel! My favorite is when someone really annoying interrupts me and I have to stop talking.
lol so true #445 - Google Search
so funny! this is everyday of my life
so sad.. but so true haha
Every. Single. Time. I'm done with my family
While funny, this is also a sad but true story of my life.