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"It's impossible," said pride. "It's risky," said experience. "It's pointless," said reason. "Give it a try," whispered the heart.

"It's impossible," said pride. "It's risky," said experience. "It's pointless," said reason. "Give it a try," whispered the heart.

"Accidents Happen." Seriously, the earth is populated enough, pregnancy is dangerous, and there are PLENTY of kids who NEED HOMES in foster care and orphanages. Leave women ALONE WHEN THEY SAY THEY DON'T WANT TO BE PREGNANT AND/OR HAVE KIDS.

"Accidents Happen."

"Accidents Happen." Seriously, the earth is populated enough, pregnancy is dangerous, and there are PLENTY of kids who NEED HOMES in foster care and orphanages. Leave women ALONE WHEN THEY SAY THEY DON'T WANT TO BE PREGNANT AND/OR HAVE KIDS.

I need to keep a balance between you and haniya now ,when she is down she wants me and when you are down you need full attention funny

I need to keep a balance between you and haniya now ,when she is down she wants me and when you are down you need full attention funny

Lord give me patience . . . Because, if you give me strength, I'm gonna need bail money to go with it.

Lord give me patience . . . Because, if you give me strength, I'm gonna need bail money to go with it.

Those who say there is no such thing as a stupid question...Have never worked in Customer Service.

Those who say there is no such thing as a stupid question...Have never worked in Customer Service.

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'Why can't we be friends?', Well, because you're three gallons of crazy in a two gallon bucket and I don't have time for a mess like you.

'Why can't we be friends?', Well, because you're three gallons of crazy in a two gallon bucket and I don't have time for a mess like you.

Sometimes I write down tasks after I've done them, just to get the satisfaction of crossing them off my list.

Sometimes I write down tasks after I've done them, just to get the satisfaction of crossing them off my list.

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