I don't give children and the elderly much leeway-the law of averages tells me that most of them will grow up to be stupid adults or grew up as stupid kids, so all the sympathy they might get for being immature or senile tends to go right out the window.

Haha sounds right!! Except now that james isn't home I straighten/clean more often, weird...

Haha sounds right!! Except now that james isn't home I straighten/clean more often, weird...

I’m looking at you, two-year-olds. P.S. More comics.

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just fyi - i am out of the medicine that makes me like you

just fyi - i am out of the medicine that makes me like you

@Jackie Godbold Rivera, I thought of your mom's "where do babies come from" answer when I saw this! LOL

@Jackie Godbold Rivera, I thought of your mom's "where do babies come from" answer when I saw this! LOL

You may be prettier, skinnier and tanner than I am, but I out-boob you on every level.

You may be prettier, skinnier and tanner than I am, but I out-boob you on every level.

Wine + Pinterest = Dream job! @Sharon Mallari @Areefa Khericha

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