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This made me giggle. Who would've thought bath salts would turn people into flesh eating zombies.

Funny Flirting Ecard: You had me at 'Lets go to Disney World'. My husband proposed to me on our second date (the day after our first date) standing in line for tix at Disney World. We have been married almost 27 years AWWWWW!

I'm a like smart ass, short and stout. Here is my finger, here is my mouth. When I get all worked up, I will shout.Piss me off and I'll cuss you out!

"Sometimes they bring out the ugly Things/ attitudes in me That I didn't even realize were still in there And once they are revealed I can turn them over to God  And ask him to clean that ugliness up And make me someone he can look at, smile and say that's my girl! I'm thankful for people things and hardships In my life that keep me growing In my relationship with my heavenly father"

Funny Reminders Ecard: Everyone Knows you are just One positive ' I love my life ' Status away from a nervous breakdown.

Pedicures are a must!

You know it's time for a pedicure when you can exfoliate one foot with the other one - LOL! We say, keep feet feeling silky smooth in between pedicures with the Qtica Intense Overnight Foot Repair Balm

Who doesn’t love a good e-card. There is always one that fits your life or attitude so perfectly you have to share it with everyone. The other fun thing to do with e-cards is to send ones to your friends. Check out these great e-cards!

So sad but true. Funny Anniversary Ecard: I love cuddling with you on the couch after a long day. Well, sitting next to you as we play on our computers, not talking and hardly touching.

You n me...

Free, Friendship Ecard: If you were a dinosaur you'd be a bitch-a-whoreus.

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Free and Funny Family Ecard: When I say I won't tell anyone, my sister doesn't count.

LOL, I love ecards I hate those signs lol

I've always wondered why people announce they have a baby in the car. as if it makes a difference in the way people drive. This is hilarious!

Dear Jesus, forgive me for not hitting LIKE on my friends Hit like if you love Jesus post. I really do like you.

Funny Apology Ecard: Dear Jesus, forgive me for not hitting LIKE on my friend's 'Hit like if you love Jesus' post.

running hangover

Free and Funny Sports Ecard: I ate healthy and excercised today. I better fucken wake up skinny.

i'm pretty sure i know the girl who did this. Yes. Yes I do.:)

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Oh honey, you must have been confused. You're supposed to live out Bible verses, not just get them tattooed and hope that does the trick.

Do you?

Free and Funny Workplace Ecard: You poor thing. You don't even realize you're batshit crazy, do you?

And if I can't do it...daddy helps me! ;-)

This one is for my lazy husband who thinks he helps around the house!

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