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This cracks me up...I stopped believing for a little while this morning. Journey is gonna be so pissed when they find out.

I would tell you to go to hell but I work there and don't want to see you everyday.

How much douche could a douchebag douche if a douchebag could bag douche?

Free, Confession Ecard: If you had to choose between your significant other & a million dollars, What is the 1st thing you would buy?

Funny Confession Ecard: Your God-fearing Facebook updates do not cause me to forget the godless whore you were in high school.