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BAM...BUT IF by all means he's hung and is the first guy to show you attention...GO FOR IT!  best of luck...love ya!

BAM...BUT IF by all means he's hung and is the first guy to show you attention...GO FOR IT! best of luck...love ya!

If you ever need a slightly distracted, unsympathetic friend, I'm here for you. #ecard #ecards

If you ever need a slightly distracted, unsympathetic friend, I'm here for you. #ecard #ecards

Someone said to me, 'You're hard on your kids.' Yeah, that's why they aren't little assholes.

Someone said to me, 'You're hard on your kids.' Yeah, that's why they aren't little assholes.

Those stupid ninja cars are the worst >.< you know, the ones that hide from you until you're about to turn into the spot...

Maryland woman allegedly rammed two people with car over parking spot dispute

Those stupid ninja cars are the worst >.< you know, the ones that hide from you until you're about to turn into the spot...

Please, please don't be a bitch to me. Because then I'll have to be a bitch back and I can do it better than you.

Please, please don't be a bitch to me. Because then I'll have to be a bitch back and I can do it better than you.

Talking to my friend on the phone in public @Liz Lizzle @Megan Amber

Talking to my friend on the phone in public @Liz Lizzle @Megan Amber

Remember, if you can't say something nice... make it funny. | Encouragement Ecard | someecards.com

Remember, if you can't say something nice... make it funny. | Encouragement Ecard | someecards.com

Rottenecards - Don't underestimate me darling, I can go from Lady to Ghetto in 2.5 seconds.

Rottenecards - Don't underestimate me darling, I can go from Lady to Ghetto in 2.5 seconds.

Funny Friendship Ecard: When your skinny friend says she feels fat and you're just standing there... all fat.

Funny Friendship Ecard: When your skinny friend says she feels fat and you're just standing there... all fat.

Funny Confession Ecard: Part of me says I need to quit drinking like this. The other parts of me says, Dont listen to her, shes drunk.

Funny Confession Ecard: Part of me says I need to quit drinking like this. The other parts of me says, Dont listen to her, shes drunk.