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this lady was all like 'gimme yo shoes' and i was like 'witch, please' #HighHeels #WizardOfOz

witch please.

LOL.....This will be our next Anniversary card....

You look pretty today :) Smile. :)

In my head, every sentence I say to you ends in 'Jack Ass'.

HAHAHA. So my theme!

Mean Girls quotes

Hahaha!!!! True!!

HAHAHA. So my theme!

haha

lolsotrue

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True story...

very true!

I wish I could stop flirting with you since I don't think you're attractive at all. I guess I just need the attention.

I wish I could stop flirting with you since I don't think you're attractive at all. I guess I just need the attention.

Hahaha

I'd value your opinion more if I valued your opinion at all.

I can't believe that I farted in the elevator and then a hot chick walked in.

Thanks for coming over to tell me about that email you just sent two minutes ago.

The only reason I laugh at your inappropriate jokes in the office is because I'm killing you in my mind.

*Please let it go to voicemail... Please let it go to voicemail... Please let go to... * 'Oh, hey.. I'm glad I caught you...'

I can't wait to procrastinate.

It's not gossip, if it's the truth.

In my head, every sentence I say to you ends in 'Jack Ass'.