haha for real!! i'm always sitting in my car going "oh no dont worry, i wasnt on my way somewhere before i saw you crossing the street"

BTW... your GOD does not approve of your behavior. Perhaps you should try saying a REAL prayer and ask for forgiveness. I do believe I just spit up in my mouth a little thinking about your smugness and holier-than-thou attitude. Get over yourself..twerp.

Funny Reminders Ecard: Some days should come with a warning label: Today is going to suck, so bring alcohol.

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