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"I wouldn't have to manage my anger if people would manage their fucking stupidity. I don't have an anger management problem!

Remove all the warning labels... Like the "do not use internally" on a curling iron... you know that someone had to do something nasty to get a tag for that

I'm not saying we should kill all the stupid people...

I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people.I'm just saying let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem sort itself out. OMG Too funny!

You're an idiot

Funny Friendship Ecard: Somewhere, somebody out there is thinking of you, and the tremendous impact you made on their life.I think youre an idiot.

I cant count how many times Ive been through this one...

Free and Funny Cry For Help Ecard: Dear Fairy Godmother, Think you could bippity-boppity-boo me back to 17 years old and that awesome body I thought was fat?

You don't bother me, I won't let you.

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: I almost let what you said upset me. Then I remembered you're a spoiled, immature bitch.

If that ain't the truth!

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I Pretend To Like People Everyday. It's Called Being An Adult And THAT Is Why We Are Allowed To Buy Alcohol. | Cry For Help Ecard

Since I work at a liquor store and deal with stupid, rude people all day, this is particularly relevant. "I pretend to like people everyday. It's called being an adult and THAT is why we are allowed to buy alcohol." Some eCards

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