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This would be AMAZING, but I'd like it to pour MOSCATO!

Finally got my sink fixed! Wine on Tap! Right handle is Red Wine, Left handle is White :) Perfect!

Got wine corks?

Laughing cause I just pinned some cork craft ideas, and thought.gee, someone would need to drink a LOT of wine for that!

Holiday cookie swap, my ass. I'd rather have a cocktail swap. Same calories, cleaner kitchen!

Funny Seasonal Ecard: Holiday cookie swap, my ass. I'd rather have a cocktail swap.

Thank you for sending me to time out. I really thought about what I'd done wrong and constructed a plan for better future behavior. Said no child ever. | Family Ecard | someecards.com

My kid doesn't even need 'time outs' because we raised him to understand you respect your elders.this is why 'time out' never works LoL

DIY project = Drinking Wine.  I am in!

Funny Wedding Ecard: While everyone is busy getting engaged, I'm busy finishing this bottle of wine.

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You can order wine at McDonald's in Europe! Unfortunately, it is not named McWine. Marketing opportunity = missed.

My Life Motto: Coffee, Water, Wine, Repeat

My Life Motto: Coffee, Water, Wine, Repeat

Funny Confession Ecard: Coffee keeps me busy until it's acceptable to drink wine. Haha - too funny!

Wine Saying

Funny Drinks/Happy Hour Ecard: Ive learned to use meditation and relaxation to handle stress. Just kidding, Im on my third glass of wine.

Frieda is a character in the comic strip Peanuts by Charles Schulz.

"People Always Expect More of You When You Have Naturally Curly Hair", Peanuts, December I got my curls from my mother. Blessed now , but cursed them for many years

haha just look at the glass to check my mood

End your hectic day by drowning out your troubles with help from the rough day wine glass. The novelty design helps you gauge how much wine to serve depending on whether you’ve had an easy day, rough day, or a “don’t even ask” type of day.

oh so glad there is an e-card to remind me of this.....

i truly dont think this will ever happen. at ANY point in your life your going to think at a certain age youd have your shit together. what is "having your shit together" anyways. fuck it.

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An entire bottle of wine can fit in a Starbucks Trenta cup. This is clearly what the trenta cup was designed for.