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    "Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall butt, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, and the arms of Michelle Obama. The only person close to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes. Everyone else is struggling." - Tina Fey

    haha

    DO. NOT. READ. AT. WORK. :) "Took me 15 mins to read this because I was laughing so hard I couldn't see. I cried. Seriously. Read it." -- said previous person. So, while crossing my fingers (mentally of course) I start reading. Previous person gets a gold star for above comment. READ THIS! NOW! lol couldn't stop laughing once:D

    23 Songs That Make The World Your Personal Catwalk.

    Joseph Gordon-Levitt as Magic Mike on SNL.. Oh my god. I'm in love with him.

    Tina Fey

    Full House

    i knew they looked familiar

    “AND FROM THAT DAY FORWARD, WOMEN EMBRACED THEIR DIVERSITY AND REALIZED THAT ALL SHAPES AND SIZES ARE BEAUTIFUL. AH HA HA. NO. I’M TOTALLY MESSING WITH YOU. ALL BEYONCE AND JLO HAVE DONE IS ADD TO THE LAUNDRY LIST OF ATTRIBUTES WOMEN MUST HAVE TO QUALIFY AS BEAUTIFUL. NOW EVERY GIRL IS EXPECTED TO HAVE CAUCASIAN BLUE EYES, FULL SPANISH LIPS, A CLASSIC BUTTON NOSE, HAIRLESS ASIAN SKIN WITH A CALIFORNIA TAN, A JAMAICAN DANCE HALL ASS, LONG SWEDISH LEGS, SMALL JAPANESE FEET, THE ABS OF A LESBIAN GYM OWNER, THE HIPS OF A NINE-YEAR-OLD BOY, THE ARMS OF MICHELLE OBAMA, AND DOLL TITS. THE PERSON CLOSEST TO ACTUALLY ACHIEVING THIS LOOK IS KIM KARDASHIAN, WHO, AS WE KNOW, WAS MADE BY RUSSIAN SCIENTISTS TO SABOTAGE OUR ATHLETES.” -TINA FEY. what a fucking rockstar.

    who is the bravest person you know

    Long. But hilarious!

    haha. kourtney- 2 kim- 0.

    I don't see how anyone could POSSIBLY think that Jennifer Lawrence is fat.

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    hahahaha! channing tatum when he was an actual stripper! .....this is why I love pinterest. oh my goooodness!

    Hahahaha oh Kim

    celeb twins

    Russell Brand. I'm just imagining this in his accent, makes it much funnier!

    The most important meals of the day.